podcastwizard:

dajo42:

literally what the fuck do you mean its still january. how is that remotely possible. its been six months minimum

  

darkspaceboytoy:

blackarachnya:

theyre making another movie

I won’t let them.

  

caveleaf:

bish0ps:

  

alphabetcompletionist:

dyst-blogs:

MASSIVE NEWS FOR LINGUISTS: the sphinx of black quartz has just befriended the quick brown fox and the lazy dog.

HELL YEA

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

26/26

  

andhumanslovedstories:

Can’t believe my job makes me do my job on the days I am scheduled to work my job what the fuck

  

flightyquinn:

kaijuno:

Barbarian Ross

Man’s about to turn you into the scene of a happy little accident.

  

givingbadpeoplegoodideas:

clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock

  

horrificgoth:

(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts

  

celceta:

I love seasonal fruits they’re like girl we’re back lol

  

derinthescarletpescatarian:

idon-twannabeperceived:

escuerzoresucitado:

I was gonna respond with a screenshot from Battle Royale but your answer’s funnier.

  

penandinkprincess:

  

blackpyrefly:

bunniope:

blackpyrefly:

bunniope:

your kingdom honestly sucks. your princess replaced all of the knights with animated suits of armor :/

i stuck my hand inside the hollow suit of armour and it was wet in there

what’s your problem

it was wet in there

  

creamiestdoenuts:

stretching my back and other joints medievaltorturestyle

  

goth-queen: