Xie Lian's outfit is actually so crazy. We got:

• White Daoist robes. yk white like mourning clothes and the white-clothed calamity
• Hat that could've been a regular old farmer's hat, had it not been the thing that pulled him out of an abyss he wouldn't be able to return from if farmer dude had come too late, not truly. Also it gives mysterious vibes
• A fucking noose around his wrist, one that has been used both succesfully and unsucessfully. By him and his parents. And is now an evil spiritual device. coquette
• Two ribbons, or wtv they are, identical to the noose??? One around his other wrist and the other AROUND HIS NECK
• Not without reason though, since it's hiding a cursed shackle that is also around his neck, which he cannot remove. Plus the other one around his ankle. A collar and an anklet
• A necklace with a ring that is actually his beloved's ashes

you may be losing the idgaf war but they wouldn't even let me enlist. on account of my poet's temperament.

everyone always surprised when you can learn bits of information about them from the characters they make... dearly beloved. you took a lump of clay with no form and shaped it with your hands and thought you wouldn't leave fingerprints? what hubris! you leave scraps of yourself in everything you make. sometimes it's a lot more than scraps but just for you i'll pretend i didn't notice

I love you

Thinking to myself "they can't possibly have written this entire 20 000 word fic exclusively in 4chan greentext format", like a fool.

when applied to drinks, "dry" means "without sugar". therefore it follows that sugary drinks can be called "wet". the meanings of the terms "hot" and "cold" when applied to drinks are obvious. thus the aspect of any drink can be determined.

for instance, green tea, freshly steeped and served without additives, is hot and dry, and therefore has an aspect of fire.

a mocha, on the other hand, while hot, is sweet, and therefore wet, and thus has an an aspect of air.

lemonade, which is wet and cold, has a water aspect.

finally, the drink which most epitomizes the earth aspect, being both cold and dry, is vodka

in a hotel room very cautiously removing my clothing slowly and constantly looking around the room shifty and scared as fuck anticipating attacks while a beautiful pair of women sitting side by side on the bed in matching lingerie excitedly but restrained with carefully lowered vioices cheer me on. they say Yes thats it thats how sex works! youre doing it right yeah! youve got it keep going! and im finally down to a sports bra and one tube sock when a car alarm putside startles me and i lunge for the empty handgun on the floor and put it in my mouth while they panic and scramble trying to calm me down petting my hair and cooing gently

forgor to post 2025 tumblr meme list !!!! very roughly in order. disclaimers, not comprehensive and not all necessarily new, these are just what I observed as popular over the course of the year

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