Welcome to the starless planet!
Come drift along with me!
some birds are very intuitively named. looked up a sparrow going chipchipchip in my yard, it was a chipping sparrow. saw a black bird with red wings, it was a red winged blackbird. gray bird that sounds like a cat? gray catbird. the first time i saw a house finch it was perched on a windowsill. However, some birds are the red-bellied woodpecker
I gotta google something real quick
who named this bird
exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator's narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight
I am drunk and on my way home walked past this truck that had pictures of fish on it and said ‘meat without feet’ I laughed so hardr
MEAT WITHOUT FEET
String identified:
a a a a at t tc tat a ct t a a ‘at tt t’ ag a
AT TT T
Closest match: Tethysbaena scabra genome assembly, chromosome: 15
hi, you've reached the marriam Webster hotline. marriam Webster is not in right now.
if you'd like the definition of aardvark press 1
if youd like the definition of aardwolf press 2
the difference in the comments on Amaury Guichon (the chocolate guy)’s YouTube vs the notes on tumblr is so funny.
on YT everyone’s like: “amazing!!! one of the most talented artists of our time!”
on Tumblr it’s like: “he’s done it again. we’ve gotta kill this guy.”
that seems about right
Evolution of Steel! Did you know steel is just iron with a dash of carbon mixed into it? It’s literally just iron with 1% carbon, which magically makes it more durable
Additional steel headcanon. Elders being self-sacrificial since the rust damage is already beyond repair… ahh it’s bittersweet
Flat Earth “Hidden Lands” Map which shows what the world may look like beyond the so-called “ice wall” of Antarctica.
This is actually a pretty cool setup for a fantasy world.
YAH YAH RASPUTIN
MOONTHING OF THE OUTER RING
YOUR FUCKING ORBITS
DON’T MAKE NO SENSE
It turns out that this was actually some dude’s worldbuilding project.
At least one actual flat-earther did take it as gospel though.
low opacity darcy confessing his feelings for you as the last thing you see before you die
ALTlow opacity darcy leads you out of this life and low opacity elrond greets you in the next
When you're unsuccessfully looking for something and start gradually increasing your It Could Be There range. Like yeah sure maybe the rice cooker pot is in the freezer, idk
i remember learning the word melancholy at age 7 or something and thinking oh this word's gonna be huge for me
