Welcome to the starless planet!
Come drift along with me!
exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator's narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight
one curiousity search on ebay to see if people are still going nuts over beanie babies has led to getting a strong contender for the funniest email ever
When your doctor prescribes you the generic
Evolution of Steel! Did you know steel is just iron with a dash of carbon mixed into it? It’s literally just iron with 1% carbon, which magically makes it more durable
Additional steel headcanon. Elders being self-sacrificial since the rust damage is already beyond repair… ahh it’s bittersweet
Frodo and Sam’s journey if it took place in the United States
Average trip to Florida
we must take the ring to jacksonville
Beware of Florida Man.
One does not simply cross the Mason-Dixon line.
They are taking the hobbits to Tallahassee!
(text from The Two Towers by J.R.R. Tolkien)
low opacity darcy confessing his feelings for you as the last thing you see before you die
ALTlow opacity darcy leads you out of this life and low opacity elrond greets you in the next
