alreadyundermygenjutsu:

Give me jelly beans you fuck head

breakingbadfacts:

Collection

ryebreadgf:

bakwaaas:

domesticabuser:

I love the amount of hatred the 2021 car is drawn with. because I agree

thestuffedalligator:

thestuffedalligator:

thestuffedalligator:

thestuffedalligator:

Spent tonight at a local short film festival. One of the shorts was made by two 12 year olds in their backyard and it was the best short of the entire night

“Hello I’m Officer Goodguy”

“I didn’t kill him!”

“I wasn’t going to ask if you killed somebody”

“Oh, sorry”

“Did you kill somebody?”

“Oh yeah”

“I’m gonna have to take a look around”

“Okayyy but you’re not gonna like it”

*opens door, reveals room full of badly keyed in fire and high pitched screaming, closes door*

“Well?”

“I didn’t like it”

It won the audience choice award, obviously

theconservativeotherkin:

zsnes:

did any otherkin vote for Hillary Clinton

Not I.

miseria-fortes-viros:

miametropolis:

and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.

for a moment i lived in a beautiful world where doctor who didn’t exist and this was simply a seven-ate-nine joke too layered for me to understand

workin in a hardware store is awesome i just fuck around all day picking up gay screws #gayscrews

dreamingdormouse:

so-much-for-subtlety:

Me trying to accomplish my to-do list this week

miapcain:

cooking mama i am willing to be the subject of your post divorce experimentation with bisexuality please contact me