It's not that good. While the game definitely have some good moments here and there, you can't escape the low quality models and animations. The story from this point on becomes very hard to understand and it's honestly just mid. The best one that I've played, but that's not a high bar to jump over with this franchise. Play if you want to, but just stop at this point, you're not missing much. Don't even play just to trash on it or just to experience it, it's not worth anything.

While technically a better game than the previous two installments, Garten of Banban 3 still somehow manages to be just as boring and monotonous, perhaps even more than ever before with sections that, while on the surface "fun", quickly devolve into yet another example of how much of this series is a Time Wasting Simulator.

Let's start with the positives, because yes, there are actual positives this time around.
First of all, the characters are fun. There's no denying that. Stinger Flynn is the highlight of this chapter and by far the most intriguing. Other characters from previous chapters are also just generally more enjoyable to talk to now, and even the ones who don't have voices are given different personalities through gameplay or actions that make them more enjoyable than their last encounter.
Second, the humor of this game has improved vastly. I'm honestly unsure if they MEAN to be funny sometimes, but the series clearly knows what it is by now, and the humor has definitely compensated for that.
The last and final positive thing I could possibly say about this game is that the puzzles are...better? Like, they still suck absolute ♥♥♥♥ and I would rather eat a dying bird with a used heroin needle as a fork than play any more of these god awful "puzzles", but the IDEAS behind what you're doing have at least somewhat improved.

Now let's talk about the negatives, or rather the one huge negative that despite all the love I could possibly afford for this game, still manages to drag it down to what I believe to be some of the numbest, dullest, most mundane experiences in the entire horror genre: Time wasting.
Jesus. Christ. I kid you not when I say that this game has quite literally mastered the art of wasting your time. In the same way the first fnaf has mastered atmospheric horror, how the mario games mastered platforming, or how the Portal series mastered puzzles, this game uses the art of wasting your time so well that every subtle thing that you do is actually a trick to waste more of your time disguised by a thin veil of what they so cleverly hide as gameplay.

The only enjoyable parts of this game are the ironic moments of comedy that come from the bizarre cutscenes that are admittedly funny, if not in the way the Euphoric Brothers intended.
Every moment in this game is cool for about maybe a minute, but far overstays it's welcome.

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