We finally hit our goal of 100 members my ♥♥♥ nogs, this calls for a celebration. Everyone meet at my house for an ass eating orgy!

Any stories posted in the Welcome discussion should look like the following

>be me (age or quick description)
>explain story through short sentences
>each new sentence starting with a carrot
>length of story doesn't matter, as long as its not incredibly long
>end story however you want

Each and every member of I Eat Booty is obligated to invite each and every one of their friends to the group. We must band together and become the biggest ass eating group on steam. Thank you for your time. - Texas