The Group for everyones favourite TF2 animal, the Spycrab! Erm, I mean Bear Heavies!

Hey everyone! This is the bear heavy buddies! If you are a bear heavy on TF2 join here!, If you aren't, join here if you like bear heavies! They are an endangered species, second only to spycrabs!

If you are nice to bear heavies, they may give you their sandvich! In their natural habitat, Bear heavies are friendly, unless provoked.

In their thick fur, they hide their secret weapon: A Minigun! Magic cannot explain how this happens, but Speculation from fellow spies says they keep it disguised as a Sandvich, somehow. Then they pull it out when needed.

Sniper says that the heavy does not have a disguise kit.

But medic knows the truth: He keeps it in his pocket! His minigun can transform from a "pocket sized lil' gun" (~Engineer, 1969) to a regular size instantly. Thanks to Dr. Grordbort (Or whoever he is) such tech is installed with all miniguns.

This random trivia doesn't make sense and is confusing. Well, welcome to the group! Have fun! Part of Smokey's Cabbage Loving gentlemen.