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Hey Lois, I cant ♥♥♥

I spent 39 hours gooning, only to come up empty handed, alas I did not do the great release of the jizz snot

I flopped back on the bed, sweat sticking the sheets to my skin, and stared at the ceiling. It wasn’t just the ache down there—it was the weight of it all, the pointless loop of wanting and failing. Like my own wiring had shorted out, leaving me half-alive, a machine that wouldn’t finish its job. I thought about the window, four stories up. The pavement below didn’t care if I could ♥♥♥ or not. It’d be quick, at least. Cleaner than this slow rot of frustration.

I didn’t jump. Not yet. But the thought sat there, heavy as a stone, whispering that maybe tomorrow I’d be tired enough to listen.

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heh, another day, dattebayo

when i was 10 i accidentally put a cork into my peanis, now i cant pull it out! can someone help me bust?

God gave me a pre-mature vasectomy before I was even born, All these men say how "lucky" I am because I can never get a girl pregnant! "You didn't even have to go under the knife!" WELL NOW I CAN'T PULL BECAUSE I CAN'T SHOOT ANY WHITE STUFF OUT OF MY GLIZZ-A-TRON! I'm TIRED, so tired, of all these "normal men" and "woman" who are uneducated to my condition and curse.... because if you WERE me you'd dread everyday of living and EVERYONE points and laughs cuz U can't ♥♥♥