~Ninja Strike Force~

We have mastered, one and all, the power of digital chi; we have been deeply indoctrinated into its devestating offensive capabilities, and we can strike, suddenly and mercilessly, without even moving a finger. Our minds, bodies, and black clad keyboards are under our total control: our every movement, thought, and keypress are choreographed more perfectly than a classical ballet, and all have deadly purpose. We have eyebeams. We can strike out with such power as to crumble the sham defenses of any but the most stringent master of cow fu. Our hands contain the power and wisdom of the ancients, our hearts their unblinking vision. We will not be disturbed. We can take the harshest punishments of the electronic medium with a wink and a nod. So far as you can know, we can fly.
You will never see us, but you will feel our presence. We cannot be escaped, we cannot be ignored. We are all pervasive. We are the Ninja Strike Force. Cower.

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