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it hasn't been the same since my dad, fingering fred, left

I take this cardboard Obama with me everywhere and my dating life has really improved. I'm pretty smooth by nature, but when you are at a bar having a conversation with the President, chicks really dig you. Let me just paint you a picture. I was out in downtown Gretna at the Dragon pub when three hot girls came through the door. Needless to say, I caught their eye. One of them came up to me and asked for me phone number and whether or not she could sleep with me. I looked at her and said, "I'm sorry, I'm talking to the President of the United States right now, but I'll be with you in a minute" She was stunned by my awesomeness and waited patiently while I finished my convo. I then told her that the President of the United States, Barack Obama, thinks your friend is pretty hot. Her friend got all embarrassed and turned red. I told the waitress that Barack Obama would like two pitchers of Natty Light, pronto. We all sat and chatted for awhile when I just cut to the chase. I said the President of the United States, Barack Obama, has a big meeting in Sweden in the morning, so he's going to turn in, but he wants us to keep the party going back at my place. We all headed back to my trailer and I tucked the President of the United States, Barack Obama, in bed and went back out to talk to the ladies. Let's just say I'm a good golfer, but I've never had a foursome as fun as the one I had that night. Thank you Pres!

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