["Meet 💯 the Pyro 🔥🤬*" text 📱 appears 🔎, then is burned 🔥 away 😂 to reveal 👀 the feet 👣💦 of the Pyro 🔥🤬,* Fire 🔥 Axe 🙌😤😠 in hand 🤲, walking 🚶🏼 over 😳🙊💦 a pair 👖 of glasses 👓 towards 😂 the camera 📹📷 and knocking 🚪 a few empty 🗑 bullet 🔫 cartridges aside 😏. Dreams 💭☁😴 of Cruelty 🔪 begins 🔘 playing 🎮.]

[Cut ✂ to a small 👌 room 💯. The RED 📛 Heavy 🏋️‍♀️ is seen 👀 almost 💦 completely 🚫 in silhouette.]

Heavy 🏋💦: "I 👁 fear 😨 no 🙅 man 👨. But 🍑 that... thing 📴... it scares ❌😖 me."

[Cut 🔪 to a view 👀 behind 👟 the Pyro's right ✔ shoulder 😎. A BLU 🔵 Engineer 👷 shuts 😷🤒😧 a door 🔑📚 before ⬅ a BLU 🔵 Scout 🦅🏕 can join 👌 him 👨😓 inside 💠. The Scout 👦 pulls 🐙 desperately 😧😭 on 🔛 the handle 😲, looking 👀 over 😳🙊💦 to the Pyro 🔥🤬, who looks 👀 at him 👨 menacingly 😯. Cut ✂ again 😬 to the interview 🤝 room 💯. This time ⏰ it is the RED 👹🍆♨ Scout 🦅🏕 in silhouette.]

Scout 👦: "No 🙅, I 👁... I 👥 ain't ❌, I 👁 ain't 🚫🚷 talking 🗣 about 💦 that freak 🙀😰😱. All 💯 right ✔?"

[Worried 😟, he 👨🏾 tries 😐 to detach the lavalier microphone 🎤 from his 💦 shirt 👔. He 👨 sits 💺 upright in his 💦 chair 💺, in near 😯 panic 🤔.]

Scout 🦅🏕: "He's 👥 not here, is she 👩🏽?"

[Scout 🏆🎀 continues ⏩ to tug 🚢 as he 👨 stands 🕴 and walks 👣 toward 🔜 the camera 📸, knocking 👊🏻 it over 🔁.]

Scout 🦅🏕: "How do I 👁 get 👄🔟 this f***ing 🔥💯 thing 🕑 off 📴?!"

[Cut ✂ to BLU 🤓🧐💙 Demoman 💣💥 inside 💠 a room 💯 looking 👀 around 🔃🔄🔁 worried 😟. Pyro 🔥🤬, with their Flame 🔥💢 Thrower 👐 ready 😏, kicks 🦵 down ⬇ the door 🚪👀👅 into the BLU 💎 team's 👥 room 💯 and the Demoman 💣💥 darts 🏹 away 😐 to hide 🙈. Fade 🙅🏼‍♂️📉 back 🔙 to the interview 🙇👱 room 💯, this time 🕐 with the RED 🔴 Spy 📷*.*]

Spy 📷: "One 1️⃣ shudders 😫 to imagine 💭 what inhuman 🐲👹 thoughts 💭 lie 😤❌🐍 behind 👟💥 that mask 🎭..."

[Cut 🔪 to Pyro 🔥🤬 firing 🔥 their Flame 🔥💢 Thrower 👐, then to a wider 👍 shot 🔫, showing 📺 an entire 🎬 wooden 🌳 town 🏘 in flames 🔥.]

Spy 👀: "... What dreams 😴 of chronic 😏 and sustained 😲 cruelty 🔪?"

[Cut ✂ to a front 🔝 view 👀 of the Pyro 🔥🤬, zooming rapidly 🏙 into the blackness ⬛ of one ☝ of their eyepieces. There is the sound 🔊 of the Pyro's breathing 🌬 and a single ☝ white 🏳💅🏼 spot 🌍 which zooms ⚡ forward ⏩ and splits 🚻 into a binocular view 👀 while a distorted 😜 baby 🍼 laughter 😂 can be heard 👂. When 🍑😀 the spots 🌍 focus 🔛, it shows 👀 a psychedelic dreamscape*.*]

[As Do You 👈 Believe 🙏🏃💨 In Magic 🎩? begins 🔘 playing 🎮, the view 👀 from the Pyro's eyes 🌑👁 shows 👀 colorful 🌈 hills ⛰, lollipops 🍭, floating ☁ cats 🐈❌ and quaint 🕰 villages 🏘. The Pyro's flame 🔥 thrower 👐🕶 appears 🔎 in their hands ✋ as an unusually-shaped brass ⚱ instrument 🎻🎺*, spraying 💦 a rainbow-colored mist 💦 over 😳🙊💦 ground 🌱, causing 😎💦 colorful ❤💛💚 flowers 🐚🌺 to spring 🌺 from the lawn 🍃 in front 💦😜🔻 of them. The Pyro 🔥🤬 laughs 😂. Within 🅰 this dreamscape, BLU 💎 characters 😇 appear 🔎 as chubby 😢 little 👌 cherubs and sound 🔊 like 💖 babies 👶.*]

[As a BLU 💎 Heavy 🏋️‍♂️ appears 🔎 and bounces ↕ on 🔛 the ground 🌱, the Pyro 🔥🤬 grabs ✊ a giant 💪💦 lollipop 📍 and cheers 😃😄. The two ✌ converge 👉👈 seemingly 💯 happily 😊. While the Pyro 🔥🤬 in the dreamscape shoves 😠 the lollipop 🍭 in the Heavy's mouth 👄, the scene 🕑 cuts ✂ to the battle 💥 as the Pyro 🔥🤬 hits 👊 the Heavy 🏋️‍♂️ with the Fire 🔥 Axe 🙌😤😠.]

[A BLU 🔵 Scout 🏆🎀 appears 🔎, flying ✈ around 🔃 and finally 👆 resting 💤😴 on 🔛 the Pyro's instrument 🎺. The Pyro 🔥🤬 blows 💨 bubbles 💦 in his 💦 face 😀 in their vision 👀, but 🍑 shoots 💦 the Scout 👦 point 📍 blank 🙊 with the Scorch 🏝 Shot 🔫 in the battle ⚔💥, knocking ✊🚪 him 👨 back ⬅🈹.]

[In the dreamscape, a BLU 🌀 Medic 👩‍⚕️ appears 🔎 out of a box 📦, and the Pyro 🔥🤬 closes 😚 the box 💨📦 on 🔛 him 👴. In reality 💯, Pyro 🔥🤬 traps ⛓ the BLU 🤓🧐💙 Medic 👩‍⚕️ in a shed 🏚 by barring the door 🚪 with their axe ⛏✨.]

Medic 👩‍⚕️: "No 🙅!"

[Pyro 🔥🤬 bathes 🚿 the shed 🏡 and the Medic 👩‍⚕️ in flames 🔥, who can be heard 👂 screaming 😱. While in the dreamscape, the Pyro 🔥🤬 continues ❓😡😤 to shoot 🔫‼👨🏾 streams 🙈 of rainbow 🌈 mist 💦 from their weapon 🗡👨. As the Pyro 🔥🤬 passes 💯, the Balloonicorn appears 🔎, and the BLU 🔵 Engineer 👷 and Spy 👀 ride 🏇 it. The BLU 🤓🧐💙 cherubs salute 🙋‍♂️ and celebrate 🥂🎉 the Pyro 🔥🤬, and a BLU 🌀 cherub Demoman 💣💥 waves 🌊 at the camera 📸 from close 🚫 up ☝. Cut ✂ back ⬅ to reality 💯🙅🏼‍♂️.]

Demoman 🧘🏿‍♂️: I'M 💘 BURNING 🔥!

[It is revealed 🔍 that all 💯 of the BLU 💎 Team 👥 are being burned 🔥 and killed 💀. A BLU 🔵 Soldier 👦😎 is hit 👊 by a piece 🍗 of the destroyed 💥 sentry 💂🏽‍♂️ of a BLU 💎 Engineer 👷*, who is shown 👀🔍 flying ✈ off 📴 into the distance 🗾. A Scout 🦅🏕 flees 🛩 and screams 😫 while a BLU 💎* Sniper 🔫 crashes 💥 out of a second-story window 🖼 to the ground 😫. He 👨 crawls 🐀🐁 over 😳🙊💦 to the ankle 👅🧦 of a nearby 🥤 person 👨. The sound 👂 of a Dispenser 💦 and then a teleporter being destroyed 🏚 in the distance 🗾 is heard 😴🙉.]

Engineer 👷: Dispenser 🗄👇 down ⬇!

[The BLU 🔵 Sniper 🔭 looks 👀 up ☝, desperate 😔.]

Sniper 🔭: "Help 💁!"

[The ankle 😐 belongs ☺🧖‍♂️😊 to the Pyro 🔥🤬, who looks 👀🔍 down 🔻 and shoots 🔫📷👉 their flame 🔥 thrower 👐. The Sniper 🔭 can be heard 👂🏻 screaming 😫 as the view 👀 zooms 👁 in on 🔛 the Pyro's mask 😷👺, flames 🔥 reflecting off 📴 the eyepieces as the Pyro 🔥🤬 tilts ↗ their head 💆.]

[Ending 🔚 title 🤔 card 💳 appears 🔎 and accompanying music 🔊🎵🎶 plays 🎮]

[Cut ✂ back ⬅ to the dreamscape, where the Pyro 🔥🤬 happily 😊 walks 👣 away 😂 into the sunset 🌅. The view 👀 zooms 🔎 out and passes 💯💪 through the burnt 🔥, gaping 👌 hole ⛳ in the stomach 😂🤣 of a BLU 💎 Soldier 😎. The view 👀 transitions 🚃🛤🚄 back 🔙 to reality 💯 as the Soldier 💂 clutches 😉🙂😀 his 💦 smoldering innards ➡⬅ for a moment 😳 and then falls 🍂 over 😳🙊💦 with a stifled groan 😫. The Pyro 🔥🤬 continues ⏩ to walk 👣 away 😂 into the sunset 🌄, whistling 😗 to Do You 👈 Believe 🙏🏼 In Magic ✨? as the town 🏘 begins 🖤🤠🐎 to collapse 💤 from the inferno 😈, the streets 🛣 littered 😯 with charred BLU 🌀 corpses 💀. Fade 🆙 to black ⚫.]