Also a pebble muncher

As a child he, used to shove up small rocks and gyroelongated pentagonal bipyramids up is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ during recess.

This man is not who he claims. He is a 108 year old german nationalist, and one of hitler's best friends. He was last seen boarding a flight to argentina in frebruary of 1946. If you see this man, do not approach him and contact authorities immediately. He is wanted in 147 different countries for his warcrimes, murder, rape, owning lego piece #26047, having discovered the 11 herbs and spices used in KFC, and having added herobrine during minecraft's development. There is a bounty of 2 million tobagonian dollars on any information you have on his whereabouts.

This man is not only making sweet mclovin to your dear mom. This man is wanted across the globe for breaking and entering world leaders houses and stealing their underwear and nuclear codes while they're sleeping. He will not stop until his true goal of be coming the supreme leader of the local sate of kongo is met. There he will keep "rawdoggin" thine sweet mother.

This is a Russian hacker man called, Ugt Zark. Don't believe what he says, he stole my Id, by looking up my dogs middle name, 100% state sponsored criminal.

its fine daddy at least ur dong is huge