The vicious cycle of Tf2:

Install game
Play the tutorial
Yeah this game seems straighforward enough
Join your first server
It's probably payload
It's probably Goldrush
10 minutes to decide which team to join
10 minutes to decide what class to pick
The game ends
You were too slow
Alright lets try this again
Join another server
Its King of the hill
Its Sawmill
Choose random team because you learnt your mistake
Choose Scout because you learnt your mistake
This class is pretty cool
Try play for the objective
Run into a saw and die
What just killed me?
Go back to the capture point
Get killed by a saw while capping
Wtf is this
Choose soldier
See someone rocket jumping
Thats pretty cool
Try to rocket jump
Blow yourself up
This class sucks
Pick spy
Try capture the point while invis
Why isnt is capturing?
Come out of invis
See a pyro coming right for you
Run into a saw and die
Try again
See an engineer
Follow him for an easy backstab
Get killed by his sentry because you don't know how to disguise yet
Thats bull
Pick medic
I will help out my team now
Latch onto a teammate and don't heal anyone else
Get an Uber
Get backstabbed before you can use it
This class sucks
Pick demo
Place stickies on the point
What does rightclick do?
You blow yourself up
Pick pyro
Get some kills
Find the backburner
Get alot of kills
Find the ghastly gibus
Equip is so you look like a l33t b1g pr0
Try capture the point again
You're so close
x2>
A pyro airblasts you into a saw and you die
Game ends
You lose.
Return to the main menu
Exit the game
Go to bed.

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Rinse and repeat

The vicious cycle of Tf2: Install game Play the tutorial Yeah this game seems straighforward enough Join your first server It's probably payload It's probably Goldrush 10 minutes to decide which team to join 10 minutes to decide what class to pick The game ends You were too slow Alright lets try this again Join another server Its King of the hill Its Sawmill Choose random team because you learnt your mistake Choose Scout because you learnt your mistake This class is pretty cool Try play for the objective Run into a saw and die What just killed me? Go back to the capture point Get killed by a saw while capping Wtf is this Choose soldier See someone rocket jumping Thats pretty cool Try to rocket jump Blow yourself up This class sucks Pick spy Try capture the point while invis Why isnt is capturing? Come out of invis See a pyro coming right for you Run into a saw and die Try again See an engineer Follow him for an easy backstab Get killed by his sentry because you don't know how to disguise yet Thats bull Pick medic I will help out my team now Latch onto a teammate and don't heal anyone else Get an Uber Get backstabbed before you can use it This class sucks Pick demo Place stickies on the point What does rightclick do? You blow yourself up Pick pyro Get some kills Find the backburner Get alot of kills Find the ghastly gibus Equip is so you look like a l33t b1g pr0 Try capture the point again You're so close x2> A pyro airblasts you into a saw and you die Game ends You lose. Return to the main menu Exit the game Go to bed. -------- Rinse and repeat