ok, how do I even respond to that allegation?

cat green is a meanie poopy head who likes to sap joy out of people like an overgrown mosquito and she makes me very mad and angry and grrrr and i want to punch her and shell say yargh and go have vr sloppy with sleepy

I just wanna be part of your SKIBIDI
Will you hold my gyatt and edge it slow?
SKIBIDI
Like a Fortnite win in Ohio
Will you hold my gyatt and edge it slow?

Dop dop dop skibidi dop dop dop dop dop
Dop dop dop skibidi dop dop dop dop dop

And now you try to match my freak
And I’m griddying to your gooning streak
And when you’re gone, my aura’s weak
So if you want the rizz

I just wanna be part of your SKIBIDI
Will you hold my gyatt and edge it slow?
SKIBIDI
Like a Fortnite win in Ohio
SKIBIDI
Will you hold my gyatt and edge it slow?
SKIBIDI
Like a Fortnite win in Ohio
Will you hold my gyatt and edge it slow?

wo

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

Cat, you're a Poussey=Fohqr :3