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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1,001.9 hrs on record (101.7 hrs at review time)
Posted: 3 Jul, 2016 @ 6:35pm
Updated: 4 Jul, 2016 @ 4:54pm

With 60+ hours under my belt I've still yet to complete the main quest during the time where this review was written. That's saying something. ~ 2nd July, 2016

"Lie still, lie silent, utter no cries. 'Cause the witcher brave and bold, paid in coin of gold."

Story

Follow the infamous 'White Wolf' Geralt of Rivia, as he undertakes numerous quests and errands in the expansive open world RPG that is known as The Witcher 3 : Wild Hunt. Geralt learns of an unexpected return of a familiar name & face: Cirilla, whom is in the crosshairs of the Wild Hunt for reasons that are yet to be discovered. It would be too hard and complex to fit in all the details regarding the story, but hey, as mentioned before - 60+ hours and haven't even completed a quarter of what this game has to offer.

Gameplay

The first thing I noticed when playing this game was it's beautiful setting. The infamous fortress of Khaer Morhen would be the first thing that you would lay your eyes on when starting up this game. The controls are surprisingly comfortable regardless if you're using a controller or a keyboard. I've encountered nearly zero bugs or glitches along my time, a few speech slurs here and there, but minor setbacks as they do not affect the experience that is presented before you.

Soundtrack

The Witcher 3's soundtrack is phenomenal, a perfect innovation towards medieval-fantasty music, the bards in an inn, the performers on the street and the unforgettable tune played by individual characters in the game which I'll leave to your imagination ^^ . Ambient music in the game is unparalleled compared to modern RPG's to date. It changes depending on the stance Geralt is currently in, the calm voice Joanna Lacher along with the instruments performed by Percival, or in combat the banging of drums and the strumming of string's in a solemn pace. F***ing perfect.

Combat

Simple mechanics in combat, new Witcher players are recommended to practice it a bit 'cause in overwhelming fights such as 5 - 1 it can be hard to know how to dodge or parry at the right time. But once combat is mastered, slicing through enemies should be no problem.

Combat mechanics have varied from preious Witcher titles and does requires a bit more thinking into your decisions instead of barbaric swinging. Most of the conflicts you encounter would require combinations of fast and strong attacks, dodging and countering whilst also putting your Signs to good use.

Kill, kill, parry, mash left mouse button and Q. Simple.

Conversation

Y'know, this is the thing that Fallout 4 lacks, interesting conversations. Though the option's that are presented to you when conversing with a character aren't much different, but at least it presents it's options in a way that I understand what the f*** I'm getting myself into. Witcher 3 doesn't offer this bullsh** :

Yes

No ← → Sarcasm

Maybe

It offers a lot more depth and clear designation, not the best speech setting compared to other RPG games & other Witcher titles but it's definitely a step forward from Fallout 4.

DLC & Extras

Learn from your mistakes EA you f***ing cu**s

It gives you free DLC, and expansion packs that feel like a completely different game & story. Don't be like Creative Assembly, don't be like EA, be like CD and give free DLC away :) .



Pros, cons & ratings

Pros

+Excellent setting and dynamics
+Graphics are stunning, even in the low setting! [Recommend High/Ultra though]
+Smooth & easy combat
+Free DLC ( o3o)
+Interesting & unique characters
+More than 300-400+ hours of questing (expansion packs included)
+Zero to little bugs/glitches
+ * Cough* Woo'ing the ladies

Cons

- Needs more expansion packs, I don't want it to end ;-;

Ratings

Section
Rating /10
Gameplay
10
Soundtrack
10
Combat
10
Conversation
9.9
DLC & Extras
10

Overall Verdict

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt is a masterpiece of masterpieces. During this age of RPG failures, this game has had its doubts and its concerns, and many have thought it to be a disaster, but it has emerged a crowning achievement regarding RPG standards and has achieved beyond.

The Witcher 3 deserves an outstanding:

10/10

A perfect game for those interested in fantasty-medieval-RPG games, given such a score regardless of its glitches and bugs.

Now excuse me while I throw my life away. Ciao.
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7 Comments
r0gvold 16 Dec, 2021 @ 6:29am 
Nice:Geralt:
L1qu1dator 28 Jul, 2016 @ 3:41pm 
but it sounded like that ;P
Wølf 28 Jul, 2016 @ 2:21pm 
Well I never said 'all DLC was free'.
L1qu1dator 28 Jul, 2016 @ 6:32am 
ok then, so not all of the DLCs are free then.
Wølf 27 Jul, 2016 @ 2:08pm 
v They add ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and quests if you actually look into the DLC page. They also add additional finishers and depth into the story.
L1qu1dator 27 Jul, 2016 @ 8:57am 
What do you mean "free DLCs" if there's standard version for 50 euros, and version with "expansion pass" for 75?
龍Saint 12 Jul, 2016 @ 9:06pm 
YER FORGOT ABOUT YOUR DECISIONS ACTUALLY MATTER, UNLIKE SOME GAME THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE ALL ABOUT MAKING DECISIONS WITH NO REAL CONSEQUENCES *COUGH* FALLOUT 4 *COUGH*