The time is upon us my melon people. After a hundred years the great comet has returned. It is crucial that we strike now while the flames of war are at their hottest. ONLY THROUGH BLOOD AND FIRE SHALL WE BECOME FREE! No longer shall our children grown up and be deformed into squares! We must strike at the heart of this perversion and attack the nation of weebs, aka Japan. Onward my fellow comrades off to glory and honor! - (I think I need professional help)