Have you ever ridden on the back of an elephant? I have, and let me tell you, it's no cake walk. When you've conversed with the tribes of Ancient then maybe you'llbe a pro gamer like me.

Hello am 48 year old man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play “conter stirk” and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and I am Global Elite 2.

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⦁ How blatant can Valve be? Seriously? So instead of the spike they have something called a “bomb”? Instead of abilities they have “nades mollies and smokes”. Instead of agents it’s terrorists and counter-terrorists? What is this the 1970s? It’s almost as if they copied but halfway through they got lazy and just released the game. Valve should be ashamed of themselves. I guess imitation is the best form of flattery, Riot is so kind to not come after Valve legally.

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ive played Counter-Strike since 2004 started with 1.6 and CSS and I was extremely addicted. Going to school jiggle peeking in the hallways, I always quick switched with my pencils and erasers when taking tests. I remember back in elementary school I used to bhop during hopscotch because that was big in early CSS days before zblock was added. Once I go home I would play instantly and went straight to to bed without noticing I skipped dinner. I would use my imaginary awp and awp people on the swing set from the jungle jim during recess. Now, I am a global elite, top of my class. Sometimes when I drive I see birds flying and turn away because of my cs instincts. I almost killed my mom. And I am second to none, so if you see me in your game prepare for defeat you mother ????er