Have you ever ridden on the back of an elephant? I have, and let me tell you, it's no cake walk. When you've conversed with the tribes of Ancient then maybe you'llbe a pro gamer like me.

Hello am 48 year old man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play “conter stirk” and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and I am Global Elite 2.

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⦁ How blatant can Valve be? Seriously? So instead of the spike they have something called a “bomb”? Instead of abilities they have “nades mollies and smokes”. Instead of agents it’s terrorists and counter-terrorists? What is this the 1970s? It’s almost as if they copied but halfway through they got lazy and just released the game. Valve should be ashamed of themselves. I guess imitation is the best form of flattery, Riot is so kind to not come after Valve legally.

-signed

ive played Counter-Strike since 2004 started with 1.6 and CSS and I was extremely addicted. Going to school jiggle peeking in the hallways, I always quick switched with my pencils and erasers when taking tests. I remember back in elementary school I used to bhop during hopscotch because that was big in early CSS days before zblock was added. Once I go home I would play instantly and went straight to to bed without noticing I skipped dinner. I would use my imaginary awp and awp people on the swing set from the jungle jim during recess. Now, I am a global elite, top of my class. Sometimes when I drive I see birds flying and turn away because of my cs instincts. I almost killed my mom. And I am second to none, so if you see me in your game prepare for defeat you mother ????er

all im saying is china built a wall and they have barely any mexicans

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all im saying is china built a wall and they have barely any mexicans

+rep has a soft spot for lgbtq single mothers

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vaniq is jealous because his mom bought me the new battlefield game before him

faker is 100% adopted and sucks at csgo

Im in need of Dominant Daddies. preferebly in their 20s 30s ~
im 17, Gay, Sissy little princess boy in need of an Alpha male.. with a rather Large... Veiny.. Uncut Big headed ♥♥♥♥ for me to Worship on.
i love older men. it turns me on and i feel safe around them. ~ im into everything except scat and vore (Pee is Okay i love it)
i cant wait to Worship and serve you daddy. add me ♥ Ask me anything
♥♥♥♥ and men is all that i can think of. Being ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and sucking ♥♥♥♥ in everyway is all i can think. Pleasing men is what i do best. treat me like the little sissy princess boy as i gulp down your Precious thick.. goeeyy milk... stretch my Virgin pink hole 24/7..

it smells like left over pastrami over here

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Hehe

knulla din mamma

113.4 hours past 2 weeks

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Just me and my daddy hanging out,
I got pretty hungry so I started to pout.
He asked if I was down for something yummy
so I asked what,
and he said he'd give me his cummies!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole!
It makes Daddy happy so it's my only goal...
Harder daddy! Harder daddy! Harder daddy yes!
1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4.
I'm daddy's princess but I'm also his ♥♥♥♥♥!
He makes me feel squishy! He makes me feel good!
He makes me feel everything that a little should!~

you've stolen my vibrator for the last time. you think I can't hear that ♥♥♥♥ while you're hamming away behind your two ply ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cardboard excuse for a door? guess what, son, I'm not retarded, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ know what you've been doing, that thing is a turbo powered hyper rabbit triple x wet ♥♥♥♥♥ machine, which makes sense why you use it, you surely didn't get your ♥♥♥♥ from your father, I can say that. you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 18 you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ adult, stop stealing your moms pleasure activator and man the ♥♥♥♥ up, walk into the nearest sex shop slap down a ten and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slide in some anal beads. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tired of cleaning up the ♥♥♥ stains you tell me are coffee creamer, I'm not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded. plug yourself you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ virgin. love, mom.

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Has my name AND is super lit

forgive english, i am Russia. i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss. We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I ♥♥♥ IN ASS"