Welcome to Israel — the country that speed-ran history mode and unlocked Startup Nation DLC.
Population: 9 million. Opinions: 67 billion.

This tiny strip of desert somehow has better tech support than most of Europe. They invented Waze, drip irrigation, and the Iron Dome — aka “real-life Fortnite build mode.” If there’s a Wi-Fi signal, there’s probably an Israeli startup behind it.

Jerusalem? That’s the OG crossover event. Christians, Jews, and Muslims all dropped there centuries before Fortnite thought of it. The place has more lore than Elden Ring and lag spikes made of holiness.

Fun Fact #67: Israel once fought an entire war in six days back in 1967 and still took the seventh off like a pro gamer hitting save and exit. Peak efficiency.

Tel Aviv is basically Cyberpunk 2077 but with less neon and more hummus. The nightlife runs on espresso and startup funding, and every second person will try to sell you an app that tells you when to water your cactus.

Welcome to Israel — the country that speed-ran history mode and unlocked Startup Nation DLC.
Population: 9 million. Opinions: 67 billion.

This tiny strip of desert somehow has better tech support than most of Europe. They invented Waze, drip irrigation, and the Iron Dome — aka “real-life Fortnite build mode.” If there’s a Wi-Fi signal, there’s probably an Israeli startup behind it.

Jerusalem? That’s the OG crossover event. Christians, Jews, and Muslims all dropped there centuries before Fortnite thought of it. The place has more lore than Elden Ring and lag spikes made of holiness.

Fun Fact #67: Israel once fought an entire war in six days back in 1967 and still took the seventh off like a pro gamer hitting save and exit. Peak efficiency.

Tel Aviv is basically Cyberpunk 2077 but with less neon and more hummus. The nightlife runs on espresso and startup funding, and every second person will try to sell you an app that tells you when to water your cactus.

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really mean
-rep