When renks used to play football to get an edge against his opponents, he would rub vaseline between his buttcheeks. He became the fastest in the league

+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills

After a good comp I added him because he sounds like a cool man. We talked for a few months and became good friends. Lots of laughs, lots of good games, and most importantly, solid friendship.
I invited him to my house to do a bootcamp. He said he would come, so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he came to my house, he aggressively pushed me against the wall, and began to bite my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ touching my leg. I hit him, he started crying and ran away. Turns out he was gay, do not believe this guy.

And I'll do it again!!

-rep he called me a slur

Happy Thanksgiving!