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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked Aug 14, 2021 @ 7:20am

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked Aug 11, 2021 @ 11:40am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked Aug 10, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked Aug 11, 2021 @ 5:08am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked Aug 12, 2021 @ 7:02am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked Aug 10, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked Jun 7, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked Aug 11, 2021 @ 11:40am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 8:11am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked Dec 18, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked Aug 11, 2021 @ 6:17am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked Aug 21, 2021 @ 3:38am

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 9:40am

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 10:27am

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 8:58am

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked Nov 9, 2025 @ 11:06am

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2024 @ 12:21pm

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked Aug 14, 2021 @ 7:24am

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked Jun 9, 2024 @ 8:03am

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked Nov 9, 2025 @ 10:14am

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked Jun 9, 2024 @ 12:21pm

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked Jun 9, 2024 @ 3:59pm

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked Jun 9, 2024 @ 3:39pm

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked Dec 21, 2021 @ 8:29am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 12:58pm



The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
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