Steam Community :: PALANTIR ZOGBOT

PALANTIR ZOGBOT

CCoRaF s2b

New Zealand

Welcome to your relaxation time...

Let this wonderful 80's classic soothe you...

Just a nice, warm, happy time...

Happy, happy...

Nothing to worry about at all...

Just relax...

Hey there, Derek...

My name is Lil' Kleatus...

I'm just a kid who wants you to know

the truth about child labor laws...

They're silly and outdated...

In the good old days...

kids as young as five

could work as they pleased...

from textile factories

to iron smelts...

Yippee! Hooray!

But today, the age-old right

of children to work is under attack...

From the Philippines to Bangladesh,

in China and India...

and South America too...

But you can help

these children, Derek...

by killing the prime minister

of Malaysia...

- He is bad...

- What?

You learn martial arts...

Prime minister of Malaysia bad!

Martial arts good!

Kill naughty man!

Obey my dog!

On the runway,

you have one objective...

Do not be distracted

by the beautiful celebrities...

Do as you've been trained to do and

kill the Malaysian prime minister!

Karate chop! Bad, man! Awful man!

In your little blue suit

and your spiky black hair... Kill!

And you're

a super-hot ninja machine!

View more info

Currently Offline

Badges 33

Meth Abusers

3 Members

The Cabbage People

1,392 Members

Items Up For Trade

808

Items Owned

148

Trades Made

2,854

Market Transactions

Background seen above is from a discontinued game, if you want it send me a trade offer.

Review Showcase

Counter-Strike 2

2,216 Hours played

Uninstalling since valve would like to appeal a saturated, fluffy version of their game to a bunch of dweebs and case openers. Overall game play CSGO is better, CS2 is a major fail for server-side to client side. Still see my SSG fire on someones head and I still get killed, if they really wanted to solve this then they would have a mechanic like Tom Clancy's where two players can trade with each other.

Going to wait for ARMA 4 and until then I'm playing R6 and ARMA 3.

This is not CSGO and your censorship of CSGO is hilarious. If I cant put my Steam username to "CSGO" or its longer form, then I will make a play on words of its name. CS2 is pathetic, but CSGO will always have great memories resonate with me.

With these changes that appeal to the new audience, and with regards to your old audience, you will have to see us go.

Leave a comment

Screenshot Showcase