-rep i met this guy at a Republican National Convention at the San Diego Convention Center in '96. We instantly hit if off, lots of banter, good chat, disguised lustful glances. At the end of the convention, he invited me back to his place, a quiet little brownstone. We said we were just going to have some drinks over a discussion on immigration policy, when he less-than-accidentally spills wine all over my pastel blue Tom Ford undershirt. Apologetic, he offers me his shower so I'm not flying home sticky from the '45 Chateau Mouton-Rothschild we shared.

I'm wet and warm as he laughs that his tits are bigger than mine, and before I can respond - I can feel his warmth behind me. He firmly but carefully pins me against the wall, nibbling my ear. I felt his hard member push against my leg. That's when I punch him and 1 tap him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

+rep force fed me various beverages and hung me from her ceiling suspended in air jail until I peed everywhere...

coolest person... EVER???

very funny good conversationalist and DOES in fact have a fart fetish. please add immediately!

+rep carried premier

one of the better commenters ive had on steam