cool af

+rep, a very well endowed CS opponent. She has a very well-formed, proportionate and symmetrical skillset that is neither too huge that it overshadows their teammates, but big enough to be reckoned with. Also great rack, I’m jealous.

VERY COOL

good girl :3

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Patient: The Very Butthurt Gamer
Date: Today
Prescriber: Dr. JugEmJohnny

Diagnosis:
BUTTHURTUS MAXIMUS, acute rage-onset subtype, rank: comp fragging → 0

Rx:

Calm & Clapback Coping Kit

Use a pocket nicotine inhaler for a focused, ritualized 4-count inhale and long exhale

Take 5 slow controlled breaths: inhale 4, hold 2, exhale 6 as if plotting the comeback of the century

60-second brisk walk away from the PC, no exceptions

One theatrical sigh followed by micromanaging someone else's gameplay in your head only

Squeeze a stress ball or use a discreet hand fidget until rage drops below 3 out of 10