I got into an elevator and this old man followed in after me. I was near the buttons and said "Hey, where you going?" He said, "Phoenix." So I pushed Phoenix. A few seconds later the doors opened, two tumbleweeds blew in. We were in downtown Phoenix. I looked at him and said, "You know, you're the kind of guy I really like to hang around with." We got into his car and drove out to the desert. He told me "I spent most of my life doing research for the government trying to determine who financed the pyramids." He worked on it 30 years and they payed him an incredible amount of money. He told me he was pretty sure it was a guy named Eddie. We get out to his house 5,000 miles in the middle of the desert, the phone rings and he says "it's for you." I picked up the phone and said, "Hello?"... The other side said "Hi, I'm Mr. Jones, the student loan director from your bank. It seems you have missed your last 17 payments, and the university you attended said that they received none of the $30,000 we loaned you. We would just like to know what happened to the money?" I said, "Mr. Jones, I'll give it to you straight. I gave all of the money to my friend Jiggs Casey, and with it he built a nuclear weapon... And I would appreciate it if you never called me again."