Cave Johnson
willhelm
New Jersey, United States
"when life gives you lemons dont make lemonade make life take the lemons back!
GET MAD!

I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!

WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE!?!

DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER!

MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT GAVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS!



DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?!



IM THE MAN WHOS GUNNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

WITH THE LEMONS!



IM GUNNA GET MY ENGINERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!






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"when life gives you lemons dont make lemonade make life take the lemons back!
GET MAD!

I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!

WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE!?!

DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER!

MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT GAVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS!



DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?!



IM THE MAN WHOS GUNNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

WITH THE LEMONS!



IM GUNNA GET MY ENGINERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!






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MinusJennesis 1 Feb, 2022 @ 11:51am 
:p2cube: Love you :p2cube:
Cave Johnson 21 Dec, 2012 @ 8:38pm 
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Tetrodotoxin 1 Jul, 2010 @ 9:30pm 
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Cornelia ☂ 16 Jul, 2009 @ 11:00pm 
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