Pyxis
Shoutout to all my guantanamo bae's <3
About me
- I am trained in the art of winning .
- I can bench press two fully grown elephants above my head for approximately 2 consecutive days.
- I've singlehandedly constructed every town in the world to not be big enough for the two of us.
- I am the thing that nine out of ten dentists will warn you about.
- Ten doctors and three priests have personally written and signed a document confirming that I am an eldritch deity.
- To settle a bet, I've consumed more than the recommended daily amount of Flintstone Gummies,
which has only made me stronger.
- Every second you're not running, I'm only getting closer. You've wasted 30 seconds reading this.
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Shoutout to all my guantanamo bae's <3
About me
- I am trained in the art of winning .
- I can bench press two fully grown elephants above my head for approximately 2 consecutive days.
- I've singlehandedly constructed every town in the world to not be big enough for the two of us.
- I am the thing that nine out of ten dentists will warn you about.
- Ten doctors and three priests have personally written and signed a document confirming that I am an eldritch deity.
- To settle a bet, I've consumed more than the recommended daily amount of Flintstone Gummies,
which has only made me stronger.
- Every second you're not running, I'm only getting closer. You've wasted 30 seconds reading this.
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Comments
Pyxis Aug 28, 2024 @ 5:07pm 
*sexist :cool_seagull:
Doctor Carpet Jul 31, 2024 @ 10:55pm 
sexis
Big Shot Aim Soda May 25, 2024 @ 9:55pm 
Do it giggle my peterwinkle fannondorfle:steamthumbsdown:
Doctor Carpet Apr 21, 2024 @ 9:55pm 
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Doctor Carpet Feb 20, 2024 @ 11:32pm 
one piece of the -yxis infinity stone
he's a nice infinity stone
+rep
Pyxis Sep 16, 2023 @ 7:45pm 
i did not have sexual relations with this woman these allegations are false