Flowers give smiles
Clovers give luck
Eyy bby, U wan sum duck?

Wanna see a good joke? Look in the mirror.

I bet the last time you got any action is when your finger slipped through the toilet paper.

Have a nice day and remember not to be sad because sad spelt backwards is das and das not good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q38Y5FLK63k

Just a quack from the land down under