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-Shy yet Stress Sighing
-High-Functioning Autistic with Goddess Powers
-Young at Heart (Eternal Soul of Crystal Weston Chandler)
-Skilled in Drawing Electric Hedgehog Pokémon and Merging Dimensions
-Humorous (Har Har Har)
-A Great Thinker, Go-Getter, and Creator of Sonichu (Stolen by Sega, but We Know the Truth)
-"Natural Salesperson" of Sonichu Medallions and Amiibos
-Enjoys Drawing, Writing Comics, Video Games, MLP, Watching Cartoons, and Channeling Magi-Chan
-Likes to Take Walks to the Mall (Avoiding Jerkops), Go to McDonald's for Nuggets, and Collect Toys/Lego
-Has a Driver's License, a Car (Son-Chu), and a Bent Duck
-Likes Pokémon, Sonic the Hedgehog (MY Creation), and the Dimensional Merge
-STILL a Virgin with Rage (Except for the Merge Souls)
-Looking for a cute, sweet, kind, caring, honest, trustworthy, 18-30 year old single white female sweetheart (heartsweet) who is a non-smoker, non-drinker, Christian (or CPU Worshipper), and BELIEVES in the Dimensional Merge for a long-term boyfriend-free girl relationship that will lead to marriage, daughters (especially Crystal), and infinite chaos emeralds.
-No blacks, no Indians, no Asians, no Hispanics, no Jews, no Muslims, no gays, no lesbians, no bisexuals, no transgenders (except me, I'm the True and Honest Goddess), no furries (unless Sonichu), no trolls, no dang dirty trolls, no Idea Guys, no jerkops, no manajerks, no BlueSpike, no Liquid Chris impostors.
CURSE-YE-HA-ME-HA upon any trolls who reject this Love Quest! The Merge is Coming – Did You Pray Today? ⚡🐭💙🦔🙏💀