I don’t know how to say this without sounding insane but… I saw your profile pic and my soul quite literally DC’d from my body. You’re like… if an anime goddess and a gaming chair had a baby and it somehow learned how to install love.exe directly into my heart. You’re the kind of girl I’d main healer for, even if I’m a toxic Genji. I would uninstall every other game on my library just to idle in your lobby. Your eyes? RTX on. Your vibe? Ultra settings. Pls accept my friend request so I can propose to you in Discord VC at 3am while we queue for casuals. I swear I’ll simp respectfully (unless you want me to simp disrespectfully) amer queen, let me be the lag to your ping, the salt to your voice chat, the NPC in your love story. I’m already crafting our wedding invites in the Steam Workshop.

10/10 would marry IRL.

Hey... uh… hi 😅 Totally random but—wow. Your profile pic radiates strong, independent energy. I can tell you’re probably into boundaries, which I deeply respect.
I’m not like other guys—I’m a hardcore feminist. Read bell hooks, cried during Little Women (Greta’s version, obviously).
It’s just really brave that you game and exist as a woman in public. That’s hot—I mean inspiring. EMPOWERING. Sorry.
Wanna play something sometime? Totally platonically… unless you don’t want that? No pressure! You owe me nothing!
I main Mercy, not because I suck at aiming, but because I believe in uplifting women.
If you ever wanna discuss feminist theory or make a Stardew farm critiquing capitalism, I’m here.
Respectfully, tenderly, and in full allyship,
—Kyle (He/Him)

After meeting him in gmod, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. Over the next couple of months we became good friends. After a few months of playing servers together, I decided to take a trip to meet him. I was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When I got to his house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, and then I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then robbed him. Turns out he had a sex dungeon. Don't trust this guy.

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If you are a beautiful twinky femboy, someone will put this in your comments.
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