Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

Shame the youth don't know what true thirst is and I mean real thirst. Like, the kind of thirst the silk trader feels as he stumbles to an oasis in the desert or the kind of thirst only the gods can quench as the farmer prays in his shriveled field. These kids these days will never know what it's like to finally hit water as they dig their well. But now they confuse thirst with lust. HOW DARE THEY. For water is holy.

Ok, I'll bite- a guy once pissed in my ass after ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me. I couldn't tell he was doing it really, he didn't ask, just told me he was going to. but after he pulled out and I went to clean up, I felt full, like I had diarrhea or something, and it was really relieving to push out, like a good ♥♥♥♥.

Also he was really high on something, and it caused me to become really high on that thing as well. Whatever it was in his piss was easily absorbed by my colon.

The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice. There’s always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.

Minecraft, but he's torturing my ♥♥♥♥ and balls. In this video, I have to beat Minecraft while my friend is torturing my ♥♥♥♥ and balls. He has a humbler, a stretcher and can actively kick them at any time he wishes. Can I beat the Ender Dragon before my testicles are ruptured? Watch to find out.

I'm such a stupid, horny little sissy.
I need a real man with a real ♥♥♥♥ to teach me how to behave.

After all, if I don't learn how to behave, I'll never get my cummies.