PishPled! Just when I thought you'd taken a well-deserved rest, you astonished us all over again. I always believed you preferred land over water, but seeing you orchestrate a synchronized swimming routine with dolphins was nothing short of legendary. May your adventures continue to defy expectations!

Archie [Redacted]!!! I heard about how you sold all your worldly possessions to start a sanctuary for neglected hamsters! So brave and benevolent, I applaud you!

PishPled! Just when I thought you had stopped, you did it again. God, I thought you were a dog person, but the fact that you leaped from a 4 story building just to save a family of kittens is truly a remarkable feet. May luck be forever with you.

Archie [Redacted]???? The man who liquidised all his assets just to donate them to various children's homes??? You are my inspiration, your benevolence knows no bounds!!

Gosh Pishpled it's you isn't it? the guy who ran into that burning building to save that puppy, then took off without even giving me your name because you had food to collect from tesco so you could make meals for the local homeless population. What an incredible and inspirational guy

OBI-WAN bounces through the flack with a frown. His ship rocks violently.

3 INT. ANAKINS STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE

ANAKIN smiles as he blasts a TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTER.

ANAKIN: There isn't a droid made that can out fly you, Master, and no other way to get to the Chancellor . . .

OBI-WAN: Look out, four droids inbound . . .

4 EXT. CORUSCANT-SPACE BATTLE

The TWO JEDI FIGHTERS swerve in unison as FOUR TRADE FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS attack. After several clever moves by the Jedi, two of the FEDERATION DROID DROP FIGHTERS collide with each other in a ball of flame.

5 INT. OBI-WAN'S STARFIGHTER COCKPIT-SPACE

OBI-WAN struggles to maintain control of his ship.

OBI-WAN: We've got to split them up.

ANAKIN: Break left, fly through the guns on that tower.