CATBOISS NUMBA # ONEEE!!!!!!!

i am so deeply in love with catboys it is starting to effect my everyday life
my photo gallery is filled with catboy memes every night i imagine caressing the ears of a nice soft emo catboy to fall asleep
i have abandoned every man in my life to seek out a catboy
they’re all i want i even paypalled elon musk my entire savings account so he could make it happen with science and get absolutely no response
it is driving me insane and tearing me apart from everyone i love but the catboys are not appearing HELP CATBOYS HELP COME TO ME MEOW PURR MEOOW NYA :3