No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
20.4 hrs last two weeks / 84.9 hrs on record (21.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: 20 Dec, 2025 @ 3:23pm

My story of Dark Souls III

1. made a character
2. woke up from the ground as some kind of zombie
3. walked a bit and slaughter some tall guy wearing a hood
4. walked a bit further to find some crystalized deathclaw
5. engaged in a fight
6. spent the next 1.5 hours trying to kill that thing
7. finally killed it and told my friend about it
8. me being proud of myself and then becoming depressive after my friend told me I just could walk around it
9. after about 18 hours of fighting, swearing and getting fcked by big people with swords I finally made it to some kind of forest
10. after spending a whole day to get out of the forest by finding flames I found out I walked in a circle
11. now im depressive and i hate this game
12. probably gonna play it again tomorrow for 5 hours straight with full excitement!!!

Peak 10/10 experience definitely recommend it
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award