are any of you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chuds aware that the jimmy johns sandwich store on 1 Harborside Drive Boston has been taken over by a Nephilim Cabal working in connection with the Babylonian Brotherhood? If you dont believe me then why are all the employees at Harborside Drive Jimmy Johns all nine feet tall with a layer of dense layered scales? And why did I hear deep tantric chanting and a tribal drum beating from the bathroom? The Jimmy Johns Nephilim Cabal are ferreting copious amounts of Jimmy Johns Signature Kickin’ Ranch Sauce to Exxon CEO Darron Woods, who immerses himself in the sauce twice a week to improve skin moisture, prevent eye bagging, and achieve total immortality and the mastery of the mortal plane. This is a public health and safety emergency. The sauce is loaded into what seems like ordinary cement trucks, and driven to a secure facility 30 miles east of Aravaca Junction, Arizona.