The Long Dark

The Long Dark

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Scots Translation
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Dec 2, 2017 @ 9:14am
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Scots Translation

Description
Please note: this is incredibly childish. As such, it is unsuitable for children.

Translates pretty much the entire game into "Scottish", complete with gratuitous swearing and an irreverence unfitting of the circumstances. It's mostly just a like-for-like swap of generic words, done using regular expressions, though some lines/items/descriptions have been manually changed for comedic effect.

Some item name examples:
Thick Wool Sweater -> Thick Wooly Jumper
Military-Grade MRE -> Airmy Scran
Toque -> Bunnet

Also changes plant and animal names to those more commonly found in Scotland
e.g. Smallmouth Bass -> Perch, Reishi Mushrooms -> Beefsteak Mushrooms

And changes place names to more typically-scottish ones
e.g. Jackrabbit Island -> Connieinch (Connie = rabbit, Inch = island)

Enjoy.

P.S. May contain trace amounts of weird Border Scots nonsense
149 Comments
Anvelix Sep 20, 2025 @ 9:19pm 
this is great
Prozac Jun 1, 2025 @ 9:37am 
Can ye make a Geordie one man it wud be a reet laugh
ScottishSquid Jul 28, 2023 @ 11:19am 
nice
leathr.imp Oct 8, 2021 @ 10:40pm 
My Mom
Pekonikeitto Jun 11, 2021 @ 1:06am 
Nice language
Seanie May 2, 2021 @ 2:54am 
the people pretending to be scottish in this comment section and making a ♥♥♥♥ of themselves is gold
GoldenFeta Feb 25, 2021 @ 6:27pm 
Okay nube question? How can I play this mode version?
Volunteer Feb 21, 2021 @ 2:33pm 
Not army scran but "Army scoff". Scran is used by the Royal Marines.
WindsorRegiment Jan 21, 2021 @ 8:10pm 
Awesome work!!!! :steamthumbsup:
Racien Mar 25, 2020 @ 10:12am 
Very good!