Your kaiju! and tiny! AZ fics feels like that one two cakes meme, as someone who has both the overwhelming need to gently hold and be held by characters i hyperfixate on

Waaa thank you 🥹 I try my best, I’m glad you like the cakes I’ve laid out lmao

Askieeeeeees

How do you think the canon (but never shown for fuck's sake) conversation between L & AZ went?

Oh boy… @accapella-songfield-uwu actually wrote a very good fic about this on their blog but I do have some ideas of my own wrt what they were feeling

Pardon me if these paragraphs aren’t very connected, it’s 3am here I should not be awake lmao

L was likely the angrier of the two, just because he’d heard so much about AZ, this architect of destruction who gave his past self the tools to enact ruin… but then he meets the guy, and while both are tense and clearly not thrilled to be in the same room, he’d uncover more and more about what actually happened as they talked

And I think… L would weep. We see in XY that he’s a very emotional person, and all of the anger and fear and anxiety and cluelessness would boil over to an exhausting breaking point. And AZ has the choice to either just stand there and watch… or care for his nephew as best as he can

So. Warm food, the fire’s on in the lobby, and he’s out of the wind and rain of the city streets for at least a little while as he processes this

It would surprise AZ (in a bad way) that L is still alive. He figured that he was the one casualty that day, as punishment for his actions… but the fact that he’s now condemned to the same fate as him would haunt him. He’d feel so much guilt, even if this man did it to himself… he did leave the tools to do so unattended for 3000 years because he was so preoccupied with finding Floette

It would further embolden him to try and stop Ange for good. He cannot continue to be passive like this

For L’s part, he’d be surprised by the grace that AZ affords him. I imagine AZ would (through gritted teeth) offer a room to the very clearly destitute man in front of him, but L would refuse, and AZ would see why if Zygarde shows up lol

It’s an act of grace neither of them deserve, but it’s meant earnestly on AZ’s part at least.

He doesn’t refuse guests.

Get ask'd

1. What do you think would be AZ's favorite color

2. When do you think he learned modern standard Kalosian, and for that matter, if he remembers his original language

3. How old do you think he was when he fired the weapon

4. How did he end up having a bad leg that not even his demi-immortality could do anything about it

5. (I have to ask this one, as an L blorboist) What do you think he felt when he saw L for the first time (especially since he was presumably accompanied by Zygarde)? Rage, disgust or maybe pity?

Oooh! Thank u for the ask :0 Always happy to hash out old man, I care him so much yall don’t know

1. Copper/bronze, I’d say. He’s got a lot of orange/brown in his color scheme, interspersed with green (like a patina of sorts) and he’d likely worked with it a lot in his past, so he has some fondness for it (even if he made terrible things with it lol)
   
   Also, the colors of Floette’s flower… he likes those too
2. His original language was likely the Pokémon equivalent of a Proto-Celtic language, a descendant of Proto-Indo-European, and an ancestor to Gaulish and modern Celtic languages, so he’d have some familiarity with a lot of ancient European language families. He probably doesn’t think in his native tongue anymore, it’s likely all either wordless instinct or mathematical formulas at this point, he’d have to think hard to remember it (and has, for the record, if only for his journals)
   
   But as far as how he learned modern Kalosian, I have a little crack theory that he found an abandoned radio tower, fixed it up, and absorbed the modern language through it somewhat, by listening and talking to others. He probably didn’t interact with people very often, given that he was out in the woods a lot, so this was the most exposure he had to people talking he’d had in a while… he was mostly listening for clues, but when he dared to speak to people while listening, he made some genuine friends
   
   All long gone now, but they were good memories in the midst of a lot of hardship
3. Probably late 20s/early 30s. Old enough to know better (and to have seen some shit), but young enough for a king to have plenty of hubris, and to not have enough experience to see himself going through life without someone he dearly loved at his side
   
   He’d already lost his mother, and his brother despised him, so to lose the one person left, Floette, was too much to bear… and he was far too intelligent for his own good
4. I see it as an injury he sustained before getting his immortality (in ISOS, it’s from falling after escaping an assassination attempt). It never properly healed, but he probably forced himself to suffer through it for a while until he was literally unable to walk
   
   So he jerry-rigged a knee brace out of it using scraps, and he’s had it ever since.
   
   I think he has a pretty fast healing factor, with the caveat that he scars easily. So he’s covered with scars all over (only reason he doesn’t have a lot on his face is bc he’s so tall that most weapons can’t reach lmao)
5. I think Zygarde monitored him for a significant amount of time until he reunited with Floette… an albatross around his neck among many more sins he was burdened with. So to see it having such a direct role in L’s resurrection, it brings mixed emotions. Why would it bring L back without memories? Why would it pity him so, but not AZ?
   
   All in all, he’s angry at L, but also pities him. And both of these would mellow slightly as he speaks with L, as the circumstances of the younger man’s fate begin to dawn on him
   
   (Wish we could’ve seen them actually interact…… I wanna rewrite this game so bad (probably in the Kaiju AU) but I gotta figure out how/actually beat the game lmao)

Me: yeah I like AZ as a character but it doesn't go much farther than that

*reads isos*

Also me: why do I want this man desperately-

This inspired a silly late-night doodle lol

Thank u so much for real though!! ;;;;; I’m so glad he resonates haha

I’ve always been drawn to his archetype of mysterious immortal with a fucked up past, and he’s already big (another thing that I’m attracted to) so I thought. Bigger

And here we are, with people liking this idea in spite of me thinking it’d be niche lol

I guess this is a decent place to say that future chapters might be a little slow, since I’m working on chapter 2 of my webcomic and aaaaagh two projects at once (despite my degree that’s still super daunting)

Thanks for reading this far though!!! I will keep writing for as long as I am interested in this and it definitely isn’t waning haha

Imagining a G/T scenario where AZ'S partner likes to take care of him in ways they're able to, like taking care of his fingernails, little bumps, scrapes or whatever he might have missed that his partner is able to catch and love upon. Even cleaning his glasses if he decides to correct what eyesight he currently has, I'd imagine it'd be like cleaning two big windows omfg

ohhhhh man… Yeah this fucks majorly lmao

Imagine he cuts himself shaving and doesn’t notice but you do (bc it’s hard to not notice blood in his hair lmao) so you help him patch it up and he showers you in kisses afterwards haha

Little nicks and scrapes happen, it’s rare bc of how thick his skin is, and thus he doesn’t think to check but you do. You’re all over him haha

Normally it’s Floette catching these things, and he can tolerate her persistence… but now there’s two of you. And it’s a little overwhelming at first, he might huff and say he’s fine or that it’s not worth the bandages but begrudgingly sit down and let you take care of it

(he secretly really likes the attention even if he rolls his eyes about it sometimes lmao. Especially w the fingernails, he feels nice with them properly groomed but he’s embarrassed it took this long for him to realize that lol)

Also yes… I gotta get him reading glasses in the fic man. So bad. Ughhh

Also…. a wee doodle bc ur epic

Imagine being feral trash man (me) and making a nest in giant AZ hair. He doesn't notice untill he tried to brush it and hears unholy shriek.

Originally posted by garbodorpixie

Oh man he’d be mortified lol, he’d instantly be checking on you to make sure you’re ok and then chastise you for not telling him LMAO

(If you’ve known him for long enough it’s hard to be intimidated by him even if he’s huge, since he hates being angry)

Though if you’re convincing enough, he might… be willing to arrange something for you

Using one of the front parts of his hair as a hammock… nestling into where his braid meets his head… oogh

It’d have to be when he’s working at his desk though, and/or otherwise attentive while staying still, he wouldn’t dare walk with you up there haha

🗝️ thoughts on younger pre-war AZ (who I like to call lowercase az). was he different from modern AZ?

Ahh, absolutely. 3000 years of wandering will wear down anyone’s rough edges, especially in his circumstance

I don’t think king AZ was a good person (obviously). He was sullen, quiet, angry and difficult to talk to… his brother had a loud and violent rage, while AZ’s rage festered and drove him to solitude more often than not, where he would channel his anger into his work. He was always grieving, as people around him that he’d started to love and trust would die by the hands of war or strife

I see him as sickly back then, being born with a strange right eye and a weak immune system, he was a man who struggled to fight and saw using Pokémon as weapons as barbaric. But being firstborn, the throne was his, even if he couldn’t defend it physically… so he immersed himself in learning all about the creatures and people of this world, what makes it tick, in hopes of proving that he had a right to the throne by way of his mind (and because it genuinely interested him).

Thus, he was a prolific inventor and polymath, an expert in physics, mathematics, horticulture, and other sciences and engineering well ahead of the technological norm he was a part of (and in my headcanon, probably skilled in some form of magic too). He’d make clocks, water wheels, complex pulley systems for ships, astronomical instruments, and invent all sorts of materials… he was born just a few centuries after the IRL Bronze Age collapse, so I could see him pioneering iron refinement during that time. And alchemy, he was very invested in that too, it’s why I gave him the surname Zosimos in my headcanons

He never married, but had some consorts… they were just distractions, and the love surface-level and fleeting. If anyone, be it a consort or attendant or servant, challenged his words, he’d fly into a rage and insist on his authority, especially after his mother’s passing.

Floette was his only true friend. Perhaps because she opened up to him first, in a way that was revelatory for him, as for a long time he assumed Pokémon couldn’t communicate with humans at all… but she could, somehow, in a strange but comforting way. He understood her, and she understood him. She was his aide, bringing him out of his comfort zone, giving him a rare reason to smile in the midst of this trying time. They were inseparable, and it was noted that the king was happy in her company, something unusual for him

After Floette’s passing… he was a shell of his former self. She was the last straw. He became a recluse in the midst of the war, building a machine nobody knew the function of until it was too late. He didn’t care about any other living being but her.

He wouldn’t have been a pleasant man to interact with, and would eye you with suspicion if you wanted to get to know him. Perhaps some part of him saw himself as cursed since birth, both worthy and unworthy, so someone deliberately seeking his attention was odd to him. He had a flat affect, spoke quietly, his words chosen very carefully. And he’d stare at you, or anyone really.

Basically… undiagnosed autistic in an age when the brain wasn’t understood at all, and with a cocktail of other comorbidities on top to boot (depression, anxiety, PTSD, OCD, etc)

But walking the earth… changed him. Or so he hopes… some part of him worries he hasn’t changed at all, and is just fooling people into believing he’s a better man…….. (but he has changed. He’s just scared of himself)

🗝️ how would you rewrite z-a?

Ooh… interesting question, one I’m not sure I have a lot of authority over given my bias (that damn old man……) but I’ll do my best~!

Spoilers ahead obviously, you have been warned

I like a good deal of the game honestly. I find its plot compelling, and the characters are fun and fun to interact with. I like Team MZ’s banter, and as much as I’m kinda sick of Corbeau being everywhere I can’t deny he’s very funny lol

But I have a few notes… Again, these are very very biased towards indulging what I want out of this game, they might not be popular opinions or even like… good ideas (though sometimes I look at the way people talk about AZ outside of my friends/mutuals and it makes me question my sanity lmao)

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Firstly, I understand the gameplay pacing purpose of having Vinnie bring us all the way up to rank F, but I was genuinely looking forward to slogging through the ranks a bit more (maybe I’m in the minority there lol, I like being able to take my time w a story). There could’ve been more Team MZ bonding time, more hints of our rivals to come, etc

If he had to accelerate us, which I still think he did, I would’ve put us at like… rank L or M. Then we could maybe have 2 or 3 ranks between each promotion match/gym leader type guy, and they could maybe make each Rogue Mega a separate setpiece between each gym leader instead of clumping so many of them together. But that’s just me lol

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HEY WHERE ARE ALL THE XY KIDS? WHERE’S SYCAMORE?!? cmon man I wanted to see the sidekicks at least, I get why they probably couldn’t show Calem/Serena but mannnn

hh… Maybe I’m kinda the nostalgia freak everyone makes fun of lmao. Oh well… I think they would’ve been fun to include regardless. The Vaniville gang would be close to the player’s age, probably a bit older, which would’ve been fun; they could’ve been fun promotion matches, helping their old pal AZ casually

And Sycamore meeting L again… oof. The angst potential there (and the perfectworldshipping folks would’ve keeled over)

If this game had taken another year to come out maybe they all would’ve been in the game but alas orz

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To be honest, and to not beat around the bush too much more, I mostly take issue with AZ’s death. And I can acknowledge that it might be for biased reasons, since he was most of the reason I got the game, but I just take umbrage with the missed potential in his character.

In a lot of ways he acts as a device more than a character, giving you items and lore-dumping when needed, but not interacting with others as much as I feel like he could (while preserving that he’s generally reserved and a bit of a hermit). A lot of Pokémon characters act like this, but when contrasted with Team MZ it’s really jarring imo

I suppose they wanted to leave more stuff for mystery, or for future games set in the past to try and wrangle with, but I would’ve liked more insight into his personal life. I appreciate that he seems to like to paint, I like how you can see his personal flourishes in the hotel, but I’d love to see him in his office, or tending to the flowers outside, or joining us for dinner, or something. The MZ kids are allowed to be all over, but he can barely move in his own hotel? eghhh

I wish he were actually, truly immortal, truthfully. Or at least, his curse was still a long time in the making, that would’ve been fine too. He should have a chance to rest, to finally die eventually, but I was under the impression pre-release that he was taking care of himself by getting a cane and making proper clothes for himself. But no, the cane was just because his health was failing… idk man. I’m disabled and that rubbed me the wrong way

I feel like, in my ending, he would’ve absolutely expected his life to be over once Ange was dealt with, and felt awful placing the responsibility of fixing his mistakes on kids… but that those same kids would’ve given him a reason to keep living. He’d want to keep them safe, to protect them, to be a guide for the future. Maybe that’s his new purpose in this eternal life of his. If he’s still got this curse hanging over him, he might as well finally be an active participant in his life, and the kids’ lives, and many more futures beyond this

He might’ve still gotten himself worried sick, but the kids would’ve found him and helped him recover in the aftermath of Ange, nursed him back to health… He’s still an old man, still vulnerable to his own anxiety wreaking havoc on his body, but it’d be a point of tension to resolve, and not just offing him with little foreshadowing beyond a cough

And… in this ending, I feel like it would’ve been a huge moment of growth for him to give Floette the choice to accompany us, or go off on her own (ofc in game terms it isn’t really a choice but… having her visibly make a decision for once? AAAAUGHHH PLEASE)

And imagine him being grandpa to Ansha… oogh… it’d be so sweet *head in hands*

idk I have a strong bias toward immortal characters, I find the idea of someone who’s lived so long choosing to bond with normal people, even if their lives are so very fleeting to them… it strikes a chord with me and I can’t explain why. And I feel like Pokemon could have a human, non-evil example of that (I see you Volo-heads)

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Do note, this is not me badmouthing what they did with L. I find his return fascinating, and it really turned me around on him (I fucking hated Lysandre for a long time lol). I feel like he’d be an interesting story parallel to AZ even in this new ending. An older immortal having to reckon with this brand-new immortal wearing his brother’s face, but no memories whatsoever. Maybe helping L to recover his memories would inspire AZ to finally write down some histories he’d experienced firsthand… within reason (I don’t see him writing down his methods for building his machines anytime soon LMAO)

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Huh. That was a lot all at once lmao

Thanks for indulging me, I haven’t yet finished the game on my own copy but I’ve been having fun at my own pace. I might have more insights in the future as I get further and see more but that’s my thoughts for now ^^