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Three gifs from Stargate SG-1. 1. Jack O'Neill jumps (and Sam Carter looks up in alarm) as Urgo comes up to him and yells 'Wait! I can be dull. Want me to be dull?'ALT
2. Urgo looks forward with a blank expression and says: 'What a nice shade of grey. How about some white bread with mayonnaise?'ALT
3. Urgo continues: 'Wanna watch gold on television?'ALT

Stargate SG-1, 03.16 Urgo

sg1:

Three gifs from Stargate SG-1. 1. Harry Maybourne says: 'Aha, I guess, uh, congratulations are in order. You made general.'ALT
2. Jack O'Neill fake smiles and responds: 'You made king.'ALT
3. Maybourne shrugs, looks a bit smug, and says: 'Right. Well, it's, uh, not a contest, hmm?'ALT

Stargate SG-1, 08.13 It’s Good to Be King

stargaycommand:

what if 🤔 ….. we found a traumatized alien child 😔👩‍👧👽👶😥….on a planet whose entire population was massacred 😵☠🏷🌏⚰💉….so we adopted her and raised her together 😚🙆‍♀️👩‍👩‍👧🙌🏡💖…………and we were both girls 🏳️‍🌈👀👭? Haha jk. Unless 😳?

theonion:

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Describing the behavior as an avoidance strategy used to ignore difficult subjects, local woman Sophia McKabe told reporters Thursday that her emotionally distant husband Doug seemed to prefer watching Stargate SG-1 to having an honest conversation about Stargate SG-1. “It’s like every time I try to ask Doug how he really feels about Colonel O’Neill and the rest of the SG-1 unit’s chances against the Goa’uld, he just turns away and puts on another episode,” said McKabe, who expressed dismay over her spouse’s seeming indifference toward engaging with thorny topics about the military science-fiction series, such as the origins of the Stargate device’s space-travel technology and who the mysterious beings known as the Ancients might be.

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Two gifs from Stargate SG-1. 1. Aris Boch says: 'Well, my word is good on over two thousand planets.'ALT
2. Jack O'Neill looks unconvinced and responds: 'There are billions.'ALT

Stargate SG-1, 03.07 Deadman Switch

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Two gifs from Stargate SG-1. 1. Daniel Jackson looks around and says: 'Well, we can't just give up.'ALT
2. Jack O'Neill looks exasperated and responds: 'Why not?'ALT

Stargate SG-1, 02.15 The Fifth Race

sg1:

Three gifs from Stargate SG-1. 1. Urgo looks frustrated and says: 'Years from now, when you're thinkin about me, you're gonna say 'ooh, how did I ever get along without that wonderful, constant companion?' Woof!'ALT
2. Jack O'Neill questions: 'Years from now?'ALT
3. Daniel Jackson then repeats: 'Woof?'ALT

Stargate SG-1, 03.16 Urgo

spockvarietyhour:

Gets funnier every time.

elenath9:

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Daniel talking to Nem in Fire and Water. Free tantrum included. 😉

jackandhisspacemonkey:

None of it means anything. Um. Daniel, why don’t you come inside here? I tried. It just goes away. Okay. Then we’ll get it back. You can’t get it back. Whatever’s wrong, we'll…we’ll fix it. You don’t even know what I’m talking about. No. No I don’t.

STARGATE SG-1; THE LIGHT

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