Catholic Constantine Madden

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have you ever consciously changed your handwriting? I'm not taking about the natural evolution, but rather "I am going to change how I write this specific letter/character"


have you consciously changed your handwriting?

yes, primarily for clarity

yes, primarily for style

yes, for some other reason

no

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when I was in high school I changed how I wrote my Ys and Zs for clarity, specifically in algebra. my two stroke Ys would sometimes like like Xs, and my loopy Z's like 2s

reblog my boss once told me she could always tell when I did the paperwork because she couldn’t read my 4’s I changed them after that
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People who add "Zombie" to Halloween playlists, "Hallelujah" to Christmas playlists, and "Born in the USA" to Independence Day playlists are like the Unholy Trinity of No Reading Comprehension

reblog people hear that I like Born in the USA and are like ‘but don’t you hate America?’ well. if you listen to the song. my mother always adds it but her defense is ‘the most patriotic thing you can do is criticize your country’ I think she just likes the song haha
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Ideas for background court drama in your fictional monarchy for flavor or humor:

  • King did not name his son as his heir because his son is an idiot. Said idiot son keeps trying to kill his cousin or uncle that was named as heir but keeps failing because he’s not good at this. Everyone is annoyed at the king for not imprisoning him
  • New political marriage in the court and the new spouse from outside the kingdom brought a chef with them that cooks weird
  • Some religious authority and the king keep going to war with each other and making up again like an on again off again toxic couple
  • Everyone thinks that one of the ladies in waiting got pregnant out of wedlock but she doesn’t even look pregnant and she keeps being like guys it’s been ten months
  • Someone important in the court keeps throwing really big parties that they can’t afford and people lower down on the ladder keep trying to find ways to stop them without technically disobeying them
  • Monks come complaining to the king that they’re not being fed enough when in fact they usually eat better than the king does
  • One of the servants overheard something really embarrassing and they really wanna tell someone so they’ve gotta figure out how to do that without getting in trouble
  • One of the members of the royal family has gotten obsessed with something (fashion trend, food, etc.) that the rest of the court hates but they have to pretend to like it or they’ll get in trouble
  • The queen mother (king’s mom) keeps annoyingly trying to interfere with how things are going and the king and the new queen keep running away and hiding whenever they hear her coming and it’s getting ridiculous
  • The king has not named an heir yet and everyone even slightly eligible for the throne keeps quietly trying to kill each other in the background while the king doesn’t notice and obliviously drinks beer and reads his newspaper
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