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tobiasdrake:

gutsygills:

mold pisses me off so much

oh you have to eat your produce the moment it leaves the store or the fuckin Hungering Dust will get it. and. poison your food

I ran into this post years ago and to be honest, it has completely reoriented the way I engage with food.

Like. I’ve always sorta understood that things grow moldy or stale or sour or such if left out, but I never really internalized it in a meaningful way.

But now I’m just like.

Yeah. The hungering dust. There exists omnivorous dust in the air that will eat my food if I don’t.

Those bagels have been sitting there for a week. Are we going to eat them soon or are we leaving them for the hungering dust?

Pizza’s been sitting out on the counter for an hour. Everyone’s enjoying the pizza, but if we don’t want “everyone” to include the hungering dust then we should probably put it away soon.

That’s just. That’s how food works to me now. There exists an invisible predator in the air that hungers for your yummies, and it will not hesitate to eat your food if you don’t make the effort to protect and preserve it. And eat what can’t be preserved before the dust can.

Life-changing.

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orcboxer:

orcboxer:

orcboxer:

Bean, Bean, the wonderful cat, the more he eats the more he fat, the more he fat the louder he yells, so feed the Bean or go to hell

This post is Bean-Approved

fun fact he ended up opening tumblr

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frowningfox:

sighinastorm:

creepymutelilbugger:

uh, source?

Source:

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sistertaxon:

i promise the map of salamander diversity is not what you expect

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stealingpotatoes:

life (my cat) always finds a way (to sleep on my clearly-not-comfortable legs)

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preserving-tiktok:

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tall:

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spyglassrealms:

okuajub:

my new years resolution is 480x640. Gettig smaller

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rarebritney:

at the grocery store i bought 2 limes and a lemon and the checker said to me “two limes and a lemon… Anything could happen”

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wanipiece:

a lot of my autism masking is just making myself more palatable for other people and my therapist said “does spock make himself ‘more palatable’ for others?” and had me promise to keep unmasking like:

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