Nini's Nonsense! I'm Nia, 31, she/her, from Wales but live in Scotland, disabled, married, sarcastic, and disorganized. I co-run Bendy Bitches Anonymous.
According to color theory, brown has more positive connotations than negative. Brown is associated with nature, stability, and warmth. Also a rich neutral tone goes well with most decor.
Actual Phone Conversation I Had With A Girl Absolutely Going Through It This Morning:
me very quickly: hi this is dylan from x. how are you today? is now a good time to talk?
girl on the phone: what? oh you know! it’s just work, work, work.
me: haha yeah! Just another busy Monday :)
girl on the phone i have known for exactly 11 seconds: sometimes i wish it would just stop. it’s relentless. and it’s every week! how many mondays can someone go through?
me trying to do my job: ha ha i know right? so I’m calling–
girl on the phone i have known for exactly 16 seconds: i’m so tired. i’m soooooo tired. shelby kept me up all night again. she will not get over keegan. they keep calling each other just to yell i swear to god.
me: only 4 days till the weekend and some sleep! :D
girl: yeah. but she’s sleeping with me. at my house. didn’t he tell you? who is going to get the dog? or the fucking 300 dollar blender I got them?
me: unfortunately no! so i would love to know more but the reason i’m calling is to get you scheduled for x job interview are you still interested?
girl whispering: what?
me awkwardly: it’s…i’m dylan. from x. the x job you applied for. we would like to interview you for it.
girl: oh my god. no. oh my - I am so sorry. I thought you were my friend–I cannot believe–I told you work was relentless. I don’t really mean that! I talked about blenders!
me: no, no I totally get it. It can be. But that’s why you’re interviewing for somewhere better! Tell Shelby to apply too! Do you have any availability on Thursday?
Never wash your produce, but always wash your poultry
Always try to pet wild critters that are acting weird
Always expose your open wounds to miscellaneous gunks
Live with multiple young children who go to school or daycare
Live in a congregate setting like a dorm, jail, or care facility
Mosquitoes.
Regarding number 7, can I use specific gunks instead? I can’t seem to find miscellaneous at the store.
If you must. We recommend choosing a gunk with at least 20% blood or bodily fluids when available. Or try to get something with group A strep if you can.
human mouth perfec t size to put pork tapeworm in to eat! intestines very soft and comfort oncospheres hatch and grow put tapeworm in human mouth. put undercooked pork in human mouth. no problems ever in human mouth because good shape and support for tapeworm make taeniasis and sometime cysticercosis. ahuman insides yes a place for 2-7m long tapeworm put tapeworm in human mouth can trust tapeworm for giveing good love to human. friend tapeworm.
OP: Look at the ‘fire-butterfly’ we managed to film. The picture really doesn’t do its beauty justice. (cr 鸟王艾雅康，观鸟景jhin，生态摄影阿博特，毕强，Sjxxphotograph，Fische，鱼摆摆，Shanalotte，冰鹡鸰）
I love this Chinese guy who is so excited to show everyone this really cool bird. This is why the internet was created, so we could show strangers on the other side of the world cool things we know about. Xie xie <3333333
Well, technically it’s not new : it’s a nurse shark. What’s new, however, is that it’s the first xanthic (imagine albinism but in yellow) nurse shark ever found !! Not only it’s not common AT ALL to find fishes with xanthism (it’s the first cartilagenous fish ever recorded with this type of genetic “anomally”), but if it’s there and still existing as an adult, it means the species is chill-ish with other predators (it probably would have been eaten by then). Its eyes are white so it can also be a form of albinism, in addition to xanthism !!!!!
And most of all : ITS SO CUTE !! AND IT’S SUCH A COOL FIND !!
Please if a marine biologist or someone with more info can interact with this post to feed me some more info or correct me on wrong infos i'e given I’d love it !
(Also if you have pics of animals with xanthism, it’s also very appreciated!!)
oh you have to eat your produce the moment it leaves the store or the fuckin Hungering Dust will get it. and. poison your food
I ran into this post years ago and to be honest, it has completely reoriented the way I engage with food.
Like. I’ve always sorta understood that things grow moldy or stale or sour or such if left out, but I never really internalized it in a meaningful way.
But now I’m just like.
Yeah. The hungering dust. There exists omnivorous dust in the air that will eat my food if I don’t.
Those bagels have been sitting there for a week. Are we going to eat them soon or are we leaving them for the hungering dust?
Pizza’s been sitting out on the counter for an hour. Everyone’s enjoying the pizza, but if we don’t want “everyone” to include the hungering dust then we should probably put it away soon.
That’s just. That’s how food works to me now. There exists an invisible predator in the air that hungers for your yummies, and it will not hesitate to eat your food if you don’t make the effort to protect and preserve it. And eat what can’t be preserved before the dust can.
Reblogging with a link to the artist, Emily K., who’s based in Philly and is firmly anti-AI! You can print this piece (and some others) for free for use at protests and such!
Nini's Nonsense! I'm Nia, 31, she/her, from Wales but live in Scotland, disabled, married, sarcastic, and disorganized. I co-run Bendy Bitches Anonymous.
