stygian-blu:

Fairy shrimp 🦐✨️

pollution-of-subterranean-waters:

lemurfriend:

i watched the svsss donghua not too long ago

allpiesforourown:

honestly wei yings misunderstandings about lan wangji were 100% understandable like imagine a nun yelling at you and insisting you cover up your ankles. and youre like holy shit this lady is old fashioned and a total puritan. then she reveals no actually i have a huge ankle fetish and being around you makes me so horny i want to become an enemy of the church for you. you’d never fucking see that coming.

cornettopickuplines:

I really like Dan Feng… Dan Heng not that much (NOT BIASED AT ALL !!!)

soursoppi:

i got a job so i could gacha more for inspiration but then got so busy i couldn’t even draw ha…ha…

snarpreplies:

thegeekgene:

Someone at an old job asked why I wanted to write up the meeting minutes for our team and I said ‘i wanna control the narrative’ and they were like 'what’ and I pointed out that no one was gonna remember what we said in six months and so my interpretation of the meeting would dictate the assumed reality of what happened

“none of you ever send corrections when I offer the draft so y'all have consented to my version”

“we don’t read that shit”

“you must trust me implicitly to create our shared reality that’s so sweet”

That’s how several coworkers decided I was a supervillain and how I learned several coworkers didn’t understand record keeping as like a CONCEPT

ALT

doveywovy:

slurmdog:

being ninja google is hard for hikaku sometimes…

concept created w/ @doveywovy !

a suggestion for hikaku

overlooking-the-ocean:

(with apologies to kate beaton)

this is a birthday present for my best friend. i love her, and yet i do this

brozenheart:

It’s 2am and I accidentally played this at full volume, best jumpscare I’ve ever experienced

stimmingandstruggling:

sick of people “alpha”ing blade. he’s the poorest wettest little meow meow. he’s an elderly dog who does that sad dog sigh and looks mournfully out the window. he asks kafka if he can leave after he’s fulfilled his socializing quota. he’s an old autistic man with severe depression. yes he kills people yes he has mara induced bloodlust and mania but also he probably naps on the couch with his arms crossed. he probably never sends anything in the stellaron hunters group chat but he likes to be included anyways. do you understand

peeporoon:

tweet / art used

syncogon:

it’ll never not be funny to me like. imagine you’re just living your life playing casual games of pickup basketball, maybe you’re a bit of an ass sometimes but like whatever, and then one day you play a game against michael jordan, except you don’t know who michael jordan is so it’s just some guy that kicks your ass and then he’s like hey do you want to become a professional basketball player, and you’re like no fuck off???, and then for the next two months every time you pick up a basketball michael jordan shows up to beat your ass, and sometimes lebron james or kobe bryant too

grymmalkin:

That one bathtub scene from the adult film