I'm gay and I'm good at almost nothing

ALT

sonic....

ALT

he would not fucking say that

4pm total ego death

5pm phone in bed

A catagory 6 cunt quake in computer city has left my haters dead & shit

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

thought of this immediately and was delighted to discover it’s the same op

hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there

[not noticing I'm drifting out to sea] Meow meow meow meow! Meow meow meow~

good luck! good luck!

nooo don’t express serious emotions you’ve been designated “the funny one” aha

linkedin is full of people i wish i could kill myself in front of

currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days

I will get there

her: you must be floop's fooglies if you think we're fucking

me:

midwife? don't say that. a wife could never be that.