Me, talking about Sekwang body casino arc*:
My friend: So hypothetically what if I placed my dih-
Me:…What
My other friend: Yeah *name* what if he placed his dih?
Me: I don’t- I don’t fucking know???
friend: actually wait, what if I placed my left nut?
Me: Well frankly the characters placed stuff like, their fingers, a hand, or their eyeball.. Not… their dicks.
Other friend: Well why not?
Me:Cuz it’s a horror story ig.
Friend: Ok but like how much would my left nut give me.
Me:You’re still going with that-
Other friend: wait does size matter?
Friend: Oh yeah, right.~
Me:…
*They start tallking about how it gotta be more than an inch to count, I gave up by that point.