Make your nightmare my dream come true. (Posts tagged gone batty)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
cakerybakery

blue-bell-icecream asked:

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I thought this dude might interest you! He’s the

Hammer headed bat.

todaysbird answered:

he sure does! he looks like a real TOOL fan

cakerybakery

Huh... @taradiddled check this fellow out

taradiddled

Such a darling creature! They’re so beautiful and lovely. Like Nature said “this one is going to be unique and special” in a way that was like “I am setting you apart from the other bitches bb”. And then Nature kissed them on the head and let them fly off.

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release-the-sheep

Anonymous asked:

What's your favorite silly bat fact?

asparklethatisblue answered:

some species of bat, especially the ones that roost in trees or temporary spots, fly around with their babies. Some species leave their babies inside caves where they huddle together and wait for mama to come back after a night of hunting and eating. Others? well, you can’t just leave your baby in random tree number 2628124! Which can be tricky because some bat pups are born at nearly ½ the weight of the mum

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most bat species have one baby at a time, some like the eastern red bat usually have 2-4

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imagine standing around with FOUR babies clinging to yo

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anais-ninja-bitch
weaver-z

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I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.

ownedbythevoid

Hi OP no notes I just wanted to add some more guys because I have disorders

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weaver-z

You’re so correct about all of these and it is our human right to be incredibly disordered about bats online. Thank you. Let’s go take ibuprofen together.

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