maybe nothing better than your fave who is a liarrrrr having the most miserable time of their life. deciding the truth is worse than whatever respite they might get from showing where they’re soft and vulnerable and committing to it. And then of course having something carve it out of them anyway like godddd what if you gave the most important performance of your life and it didn’t even save you. what then! what then!!!!!
Was isolated and never got on with people to begin with because they find him “offputting”.
Extremely principled.
Is a migrant who has had to move/flee once before from Colombia to Paraguay and that’s one of the reasons he despises the hive so much. “Not again.”
Has a difficult relationship with his mother.
He is determined but also fragile and hurts and isn’t invincible. “He’s just some guy.”
Would probably go to a gun shop and violently try to defend himself from the hive in terror if they tried to force him to turn.
Has had people try to mold and surpress his individuality before.
Is confused by Carol’s atom bomb. His immediate response is: “this feels like too big a toy for me.”
“I get the feeling that he probably wasn’t that joyful before the Joining. I don’t think that this is a guy who turned from being all smiley and happy and in love with life to this ever-frowning, very serious, sober-looking guy. I don’t think he had a lot of friends. I don’t think he was a very popular individual.”
Do you ever try to get over your soulmate situationship of 10+ years by having a one night stand with a hot stranger? Do you ever accidentally have that one night stand with a guy who has been secretly hung up on you for 10+ years? Unfortunately, Olruggio has.
You dumb motherfucker life isn’t about smelling flowers or feeling radiant sunshine on your skin or making meals with your loved ones. You idiot son of a bitch. It’s about apps. It’s about scrolling through apps.
it’s okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can’t be pretending she’s a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit
“taylor swift is a lesbian” check your house for mold
“I can fuck the heterosexuality out of sabrina carpenter” questionable taste, but much more respectable
you will meet people with mathematics PhDs who will insist you call them “doctor” in every context and you will meet world famous multi specialty neurosurgeons who insist you call them Greg while they are cutting into your spinal cord. such is life
my uh, close internet friend broke up with his girlfriend over financial things but the more he describes it the more i think its insane he ever stayed. She wanted to be engaged before they even moved in with each other, no prenup, she’s 60k in debt, he has like 100k in assets, she’s a Divorce Laywer. Can you imagine getting rushed into marriage by a divorce lawyer. lmao.
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