Telecon Haikus — as a woman in the ozempics era you HAVE to have...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
dreamyfreakout
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as a woman in the ozempics era you HAVE to have friends who eat normally (3-4 meals a day, no girl dinner bullshit) and who are always down to going to cafes and eating burguers and fries and stuff, I cannot stress how vital for your mental health it is to have friends with whom you feel free to say you're hungry at any time and with whom you feel free to eat as much as you want