the grinch is fucked up right. he was created specifically as a critique of the commercialization of christmas, but now all his edge has been sanded off. now he's a generic mascot for "hates christmas," which is great to have because the commercialization of christmas has become so overbearing that that's a demographic you can market to! and now he's just part of the Christmas Fold. he's santa's edgier joker counterpart. he has become the very thing he sought to destroy. back in november i checked out a customer with a $1100 order and most of it was grinch merchandise
One of my favorite little moments from episode 5. Ilya phantom stroking the counter with his thumb 🥹 (after Shane pulled his hand away 😭)
And then this. Our boy Shane had no reason to step that close. And yet he did. And Ilya is visibly trying to keep his shit together 🫠
big fan of how hudson williams hit hollywood like a canonball. he runs around like a little chaos gremlin pushing all the made up rules off the windowsill with his paw then stands by connor storrie like that makes him untouchable and it does.
major league hockey fan watching ilya kiss shane’s helmet at the 2017 all star game and posting “god had to put ilya rozanov and shane hollander on rival teams because otherwise they’d be having so much gay sex they wouldn’t have time for hockey” and then a few years later reblogging themselves like “WELL”
“I have only been in love with one person” “same here. only one” no shit shane lmao nobody at that table was sitting there thinking you were out having a bunch of romantic entanglements. your parents are still visibly reeling from the revelation that you apparently have sexual desires (??). ilya meanwhile has been fucking you for the better part of a decade and still thinks of you as a hot nerdy virgin he’s about to deflower every single time he gets you naked (this gets him hot btw). we know there’s only one, babe
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