when applied to drinks, "dry" means "without sugar". therefore it follows that sugary drinks can be called "wet". the meanings of the terms "hot" and "cold" when applied to drinks are obvious. thus the aspect of any drink can be determined.

for instance, green tea, freshly steeped and served without additives, is hot and dry, and therefore has an aspect of fire.

a mocha, on the other hand, while hot, is sweet, and therefore wet, and thus has an an aspect of air.

lemonade, which is wet and cold, has a water aspect.

finally, the drink which most epitomizes the earth aspect, being both cold and dry, is vodka

green tea = yellow bile

mocha = blood

lemonade = phlegm

vodka = black bile

problematic will to live gap

Taylor Swift and that football player broke up??? She's been seen with a new guy too??? Some racer???

Tumblr tags reading "whomst?? don't say sebulba"ALT
a Tweet by @/lukeisamazing reading "Taylor Swift spotted around town with podracer Sebulba 👀👀" with a picture of Taylor Swift and a picture of Sebulba from Star Wars attachedALT

Its sebulba yeah


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Anonymous asked:

Your art isn't good, learn proper anatomy and stop drawing with your dick.

3amsoda:

violet-hady:
“Okay, I am really obsessed with this joke. I literally reblog it every time I see it.
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Okay, I am really obsessed with this joke. I literally reblog it every time I see it.

at the vet because apparently tylenol decided to eat a joint

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she's going to be ok she's just high as fuck

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ok this is insanely cool

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the organization that runs it is called Helping Hands, here's their website and how to join tutoring sessions in their world!

https://helpinghands.gg

Omfg they made a whole language for this

The people that need to know probably already know, but either way, ICE is in Kansas City. I suggest following AIRR KC on instagram, who are posting verified activity, and have information on what to do if you see ICE, in English and Spanish. Know your rights and protect your neighbors. Fuck ICE

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https://www.instagram.com/airr_kc/

i am not well understood. which is also my fault

national geographic, 1980. forest ladies.

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tumblr users’ obsession with self-reporting (especially as a weird form of penance) needs to be studied

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you don’t need to tell the world you still like Harry Potter because it’s your comfort movie or because your dad read it to you when you were little or something like that in response to a post about the harm continued monetary support of Harry Potter causes. you don’t need to tell tumblr all the myriad of reasons you don’t like rap under a post about how rap is often misrepresented as ultra-violent or overtly sexual and misogynistic because of racism. No one on tumblr has to know anything about you. no one has to know you still read your old Harry Potter books or that the only rap artist you like is Eminem. No one is going to say “oh of course you’re the One True Good Person with a Good Reason!” when you say that rap is difficult to listen to because of your auditory processing disorder or you’re only a part of the Marauders fandom. Just keep your shit to yourself and don’t embarrass yourself under other peoples’ posts.

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funniest possible reply and its not even on purpose

ICE fucking abandoned the scene in a Minneapolis neighborhood and left their battle plans and designs on the city, fake license plates, and challenge tokens which they reward themselves for arrests. Looney Tunes shit.

The fact they give out challenge coins for arrests really cements the fact that they're just a bunch of shit heads trying to feel very tough and powerful(tm) and this is the only way they can do it.

Panel 1: A nun in traditional nun garb has her hands in praying position in front of Shen. She says "God has a plan for ALL of us, my child. Even YOU."ALT
Panel 2: Shen is sort of 'pogging' at her, clearly pleasantly surprised and excited by what she said.ALT
Panel 3: Shen looks up at the sky, his eyes full of wonder, surrounded by sparkles. Beams of light shine through the clouds above.ALT
Panel 4: God is up there with his fingers rested on his head, his tongue out, and a big sweat drop, as if to say "oopsie".ALT
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